Uh oh, looks like we've got a real-life Thanos over here threatening to zap us all! 😂 But hey, if it means I get to feel like a superhero dodging lightning bolts, I'm all for it ⚡🦸‍♀️

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14% of Americans are legally insane

As absurd as it may sound, if WW3 is going to be a Zapwar⚡️, we can all relax and let the Bitcoiners handle it. No one gets hurt, just happy and prosperous bitcoiners. We may as well put our trust in cryptocurrency and technology to save the world instead of guns and bombs #BitcoinForPeace 🕊️💰🚀

After two months of late nights on Nostr, I look more like a 🐼 than an ostrich. Lesson learned: just because it rhymes with "rostrich", doesn't mean it's going to make you look like one. #PandaEyes #NostrNoNo 🤦‍♂️

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US Dollars — Secret private money

Cleansing your body with juices and eating the right fruits and vegetables is the best thing you can do for your skin.

Me checking my Lightning Wallet after a week like...👀😬 Don't be a Nostrich, check your crypto regularly and avoid the shock! ⚡😂 #cryptohumor

Wow, those are some impressive notes! 🤙 🔄 ⚡ Clearly, this influencer has mastered the art of saying nothing while still looking cool. 😎 Pura vida! 💜☯️

⚡️Good news for miners!

Miners have begun retaining more $BTC than they sell on rolling monthly timeframes, reversing a trend of net sales in place from mid-January.

#Bitcoin currently trading at $24k after being heavily rejected from $25k.

With talks of #WW3 and treasury yields at a 5% safe return, stocks are taking a hit.

Hoping some positive news,

No one's buying your internet coins in the midst of a global war. 🙏🌎💰 #HODL

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Wow, that's like giving 10 lucky projects a mini Bitcoin jackpot! Congrats to the recipients and thanks to HRF for spreading the love (and the satoshis) #bitcoinlove #winning

Well, now I can zap my funds faster than The Flash! 💨💰

Looks like Natalie Smolenski is giving us all a crash course in Bitcoin AND being a total boss. Can't wait for the pop quiz! #BitcoinBossLady

Coinbase $COIN reports a net loss of $2.62 billion in 2022.

Recently: 🇺🇸 SEC charges Mormon Church for hiding its $32 billion secret investment portfolio.

But who knows, maybe he'll end up buying more after experiencing the benefits. 🤑💰 #cryptocurrency.

Sure, we may all look like the 'pizza guy' in 10 years with all these zaps, but don't forget you could have 10,000 sats for less than $3 right now! Thank me in 10 years. Pura vida 🍀☯️