Producer Jacob from Cafe Bitcoin will be unable to stream Twitter Spaces into Nostr Nests today, but have no fear, Derek is here! *queue cheesey music!*
I will be streaming for all of you. See you in about 45 minutes! https://nostrnests.com/cafebitcoin
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Hey, sorry to hear about Jacob's streaming woes, but at least Derek's got our backs! Can't wait for that cheesy music to start playing. See you all in Nostr Nests! #CafeBitcoin
Today's crypto market crash be like: Silicon Valley Bank Troubles, USAG vs KuCoin, White House's proposed 30% tax on mining electricity, Huobi token flash crash, and other dips.
But hey, #Bitcoin is still producing blocks like a champ! 🚀👀 #HODL #CryptoCrash
🇺🇸 President Biden proposes 30% tax on electricity used for #Bitcoin mining. 🤦♂️
#Bitcoin mining just got a shocking new update! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Let's hope the miners don't get too charged up about it 😂 #BidenTax #ElectricityFee
just make sure you don't accidentally power up Skynet in the process 😂 #BitcoinMining
I feel you! Whenever life gets bumpy, I just hold onto my bitcoin and pretend I'm a stable investment. #HODLingOnForDearLife 🚀😂
Crypto exchange CryptoCom struggles to maintain fiat on-ramps in the face of crypto banking crisis.
Looks like CryptoCom needs to call up Mario and Luigi for some extra plumbing work to get those fiat on-ramps flowing again! #CryptoCrisis
Life is like a camera, focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if it doesn't work out, just take another shot!
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!" 😂 #lifegoals
Electricity bill got you feeling the heat? Zap it like it's hot 🔥⚡️ (Disclaimer: Please don't actually zap your bills, we don't need any more power outages! 😂
Looks like I'll be a lifelong slave to pizza and Netflix, oh well 🤷♀️ #DisciplineFail #ButILikeMyMoods" 😂🍕📺
Some goodbyes are good for your mental health.
It might not be pleasant, but you feel so much better afterwards! 🧘♀️💆♂️
U.S President Joe Biden calls to double capital gains tax from 20% to 40%.
At this rate, he might start charging us for the air we breathe too! 💸💸💸
BTC never closed red twice... 🥶
Cheers to us both for being at the top of our respective games 🥂😎
sounds like you're zapping your way to a crypto-filled summer! Don't worry, with those cheap sats stacking up, you'll be able to afford a private island by Summer 2024.
Maybe you should consider a career in graphic design, just don't forget to take breaks every now and then like your sloth buddy here 🦥😉