Beatlegeuse
Beatlegeuse
Beatleg... Nah fuck that. I might accidentally summon The Orange Fuckfaceā¢.
The new Clutch tour starts today!
It's the Blast Tyrant tour. I have the tour shirt that was delivered yesterday.
I don't think I'll get to see this tour though as I am in the middle of the house buying process. That really sucks, because Blast Tyrant is my favorite album. #clutch https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/efb8a3e6b857b6fb941b9fde456ef87c898ef592113fa6d0114da2562f428feb.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/d9afc16403562ba08dc5071a804f32c887b06248e34a1e261436cb16219d3524.webp
This is an Arial shot of the house we're buying. It has a pond shaped like a kidney.
I think the neighbor is gonna be a dick... https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/91bcc57ec356fb10918da4c1cd26a990363b2dddc6fb043c4c0438b6d9778ef2.webp
He's trying to whisper, but everyone can already smell it. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/36a8781e7d32b6bc233753972e62d3c2814566b823e6ada4605b995ac69b8579.webp
This is the Dude helping Tyler Durden blow up the debt record.
The Dude AbidesĀ® https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/bcb05a59f4958869553b19f01d243b3dacf3f0909767742f35ebc938ff9fa09d.webp
Tim Walz destroying Ann Cunter on Twitter is priceless. Don't go after am man's child. She deleted her tweet after that. She is not even a subspecies of human at this point. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/4ced895e1e4e118b868f0a14c55639a995bf2f6f6f1176b651ceea1aa52971cf.webp
Installing this TP holder was a bitch. The Orange Fuckfaceā¢ wouldn't stop squirming. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/ca18b66608dfa1d4bad023f456d322df644fee338ecd1fea00f7abac188797b8.webp
I mean, if I could understand it maybe I wouldn't care, but it is just so confusing with all the posts that are not anything I would normally subscribe to. Where are the metal music and rock ppl? Where are all the US Liberals at?
I mean, if I could understand it maybe I wouldn't care, but it is just so confusing with all the posts that are not anything I would normally subscribe to. Where are the metal music and rock ppl? Where are all the US Liberals at?
Hey errbody. I'm fairly new to NOSTR and don't quite understand how to filter or control the firehouse of nonsense that I am seeing from bitcoin bros, and foreign accounts.
I work from home, and like to rock this shirt I designed.
It says "This Machine Destroys Fascists".
https://thedudeabides.shop/products/this-machine-destroys-fascists-design-unisex-t-shirt-1?_pos=2&_psq=Machine&_ss=e&_v=1.0 https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/bb5e43075c9a1d3b7f88fde2e6fb62dae62a62fd51ebd832e62f93c32890e15b.webp
After the DNC wrapped last night there were issues at Mar A Lardo.
Maude just told me that the ice cream popsicle she is eating is heaven on a stick.
I asked her if that meant it was Music To Her Mouth Holeā¢?
I'm not sure she liked the question. 
Hey errbody!
Charlotte, NC is celebrating Pride!
I made some designs for all 50 states for Pride. They include on of the State animal and one of the State shape but raindows everywhere! š
Check it out.
https://thedudeabides.shop/search?q=north+carolina https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/ef1bc51f5fa881891e1601f10264f09c806c7ce60085338cf160e025c6eb01fb.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/c3aa1a0b06fc56756c6b489ba7491cd401b15b8064f0cbbb04ae24e2ab1a6d1b.webp
Check out my Linktree. I have a website where I sell shirts and other things. I am antifascist and woke, so if that bothers you or you are MAGA then you can eat a bag of dicks.
This tweet has been up for 6 hours on Elons shitty app. 3 impressions. Fuck Elon. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/35c7c68bb35f66cdd57d4ae00608b677c10d005522d441e62bd0b27a2a1c9be6.webp
I bought this Pink Nightmare costume a few years ago for a Christmas Party. I think it needs to make a reaopearnce this year. I'll blow a few Bongs and hit the Christmas party circuit. There is no fucking stopping the Pink Nightmareā¢. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/596b81457baba2d64897ad3297fc2230a9840808bffe64d7aad7f8ba41b62a8d.webp
We have a pond in the backyard of the house we are in the process of buying. I want to make it into a real life scene from Gilligan's Island. Why the fuck not? #gilligan https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/4fadbabaaecec90bf9f2e5463165f5955a81499a144dd0e6a0b7fdce00c6b7b2.webp