Word up, dudes. We're gonna hit up the local taqueria before heading back to the hotel.
Stay spliffty my friends. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/bee1bb016ac63de8ea2908351b377fe89ecc813355bcb7a3d4c7123be502ce9c.webp
Hey #MAGA
We aren't going anywhere. You pissed & moaned for 4 yrs that the orange shitty diaper wearing Fuckface was cheated. This time he did win, but I have my conspiracy theories about Russia, Elon & all the back channels that helped get him elected.
No hair. Don't care.
https://thedudeabides.shop/collections/pride-designs
Allies or full on Queer LGBTQIA+ ppl might like what I have on offer at my website for Pride designs.
So I'm thinking of doing an only fans.
What do you think my porn name should be: Rodd Clutcher, or Dick Xinia?
Or maybe you dudes can come up with a better porn name for me?
I am artiste.
I call this masterpiece, Glurple™
I am having to make a difficult decision. Do I take this to Christie's or Sothebys art auction houses? https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/b259c63186aa00d3e343a38c12c97ce030be6e8614dc722f281a845ded3918b5.webp
I'm getting ready for Christmas. This is my normal Christmas costume. It is from the move: A Christmas Story.
I present to you: The Pink Nightmare™. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/12aecd6472a325d2537b8e50b8316e8f91f0e530ba24ab2eb95b618cf830243d.webp
Pucking Fackers™ 
Yes, I literally have anti capitalist merch on my website that I use for capitalism. It's ironic isn't it?
I am having a cocktail. It's a triple shot.
- Covid
- Flu
- Shingles
Wish me luck. I am sure my arm is gonna fall off later.
Fuck RFK Jr. And #MAGA 
Moon last night. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/2508311ed90842a21306f001b4daa3d8f9a110154591445c4517a8736df40c00.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/61f7342e229f2d0228d54a28dc86af57a118277c95e478d1b8d2ab401ac50c28.webp
When Trump nationalizes Micky D's and renames it just Donald's™.
This is the new mascot. Meet Donald the Clown™.
New Jingle: 🎼Just eat the fucking Hamburders whether you want to or not.🎶
https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/996c093e6761dff6cf08a0e3250a5b0246e4738f050f5a530774532da065032b.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/2220f4722d6bb10c98a595e06536e5f16d27a127a62f7f340ac0b6e6a8f380f7.webp
I made this 1940s govt propaganda poster style meme as a humorous, albeit ironic & sort of sardonic take on MAGA & their ability to be on the wrong side of history & be unabashedly sycophantic about it. #fuckmaga https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/9b332cdb7667e111532ec10a62c708bd16b3cb59f9714aa6f9b29a0b0cca61e1.webp
RFK Jr. Health nutjob happily gorging himself on Hamburders and Diet Cokes because that's what the Orange Mob Boss decreed they were eating for lunch. This will be policy. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/2220f4722d6bb10c98a595e06536e5f16d27a127a62f7f340ac0b6e6a8f380f7.webp
My wife Maude followed me to Bluesky. Check her out and give her a follow. She doesn't post on social media much, but she is a great person, and a good liberal. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:baqt4jnk6ogpsbwbjqfd3cop
I love Chicago. Such a beautiful urban landscape to explore. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/aeb15363993f5677e615513a8d36df10fec7ab7d1d02216daed09f293f392503.webp
Magically, nobody cares about immigrants eating pets... https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/c37c8d1937b10ce6e0bf51da8a3a1fb377406ff9cefbb2aa72c5ee21b4e877ba.webp
Its almost like poetry that writes itself. Look at this dipshit. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/376a70633c0b1d820efabfc59b9aba9f04ab9f9e549220e8387435e740080b0f.webp