FYI to add to your #blockparty

They always promise fame, enrichment, and enlightenment.

What they don't seem to understand is the colossal waste of time it is to make, propagate, and maintain these bullshit accounts.

Just block and move on.

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Gen X remembers this playset.

Soon enough The Orange Fuckface™ is gonna have us all living in a van down by the river. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/a721569e42f5d60e07fdb852d0b9b2ce05135e1e335abf58ad08c1c1e32fa367.webp

Skircles https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/802ca5546537e547a378d362e9f681ab57ae0bb005917f61affa40a10e9ece87.webp

It's coming together. We don't have a rug to tie it all together yet, because Wu peed on the other one and The Bige Lebowski said same could take any other one in the house, so we should have one soon... https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/643f6318cd95746d6f0647b193677bf7ec917d115a134829e80a350dd9583851.webp

Have you guys heard about the guy that dunked his nuts in glitter?

No?

It's pretty nuts.

I have had the real thing in Chicago. Geno's is better than Lou Malnati's by a bunch, but we'll see how the frozen kind does. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/d9bd95f52ac1150bbcc696ba39dd174c08267845b304a089dfb38ae9e8140e1d.webp

We just finished putting up Fishmas stuff. It was a 3 day event, but our of to capitalism is 2nd to none. @maude-lebowski.bsky.social & I will keep the fuck up with the Joneses like a mother fucker.

Anywhoo.

Hairy Fishmas™ everyone. To you & yours. I hope for the best in the new year & beyond. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/fcacdc0af6d1602aed95fcf5b5d198f02e08fe3b508e6c10bc6908d8c30d8791.webp

In response to someone's suggestion earlier I made this design today.

https://thedudeabides.shop/products/john-hinckley-jr-official-fan-club-unisex-t-shirt

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Dudeisms of the Day:

Today’s Dudeism: If it requires pants, it’s probably not worth it.

Grab our merch and live pants-optional.

#LifeHacksByTheDude #TheDudeAbides

https://thedudeabides.shop/products/abide-design-classic-unisex-zip-hoodie?_pos=2&_sid=4eced00ad&_ss=r

Wake -N- Bake dudes. This day ain't gonna fuck up itself. LFG. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/7c55505d63c5ec192843f7e611bcbf76bff85142e591650e992fc057fc38e74e.webp

Political Snark Zone

If trickle-down economics worked, my drink would always be full. Reagan lied, capitalism cried, and our shirts tell the truth.

https://thedudeabides.shop/products/reagan-was-a-dick-design-unisex-t-shirt?_pos=1&_psq=reag&_ss=e&_v=1.0

#VoteBlue

#ReaganWasADick

The Rules of Chill from The Dude™:

Rule #1: Ignore the chaos.

Rule #2: Refer to Rule #1.

Also, grab a White Russian or your favorite strain, & one of our shirts. They’re chaos-proof.

#TheDudeAbidesShop

https://thedudeabides.shop/products/abide-design-for-men-and-women

I'm not insane, I'm Metally Hilarious™.

A Thanksgiving to Christmas transition err, I mean tradition. This is a work in progress... https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/b2e4723bef284c3ed2525fcadc2e0eeebba05f8f0d509e2ec8d563adb2e4c71a.webp

Before & after photos of the pain in the ass shelves I had to put up in the laundry area. Looks batter & has so much room for activities now. Just ask @maude-lebowski.bsky.social https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/a9c6980f7b717982dfd2d88706f1e69dc84d92ce8b5da727293ac4c6e5f4a87a.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/d6848a49a5747798c3abd4c1f28decba785fd4573d673b8b90472354e7985719.webp

Indulge. Don't mind if I do. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/4df397358c1caf86434ca1bfbe31a34bd8924713a6745a1ef2e5caa909b338c7.webp

My wife, Maude Lebowski is sick, but she keeps plugging away after taking Alka Seltzer. She' s been getting dinner going for tonight while I'm putting up shelving in the laundry room. put on Christmas music & decorate the tree & formal living room. She's Dyn-O-Mite! @maude-lebowski.bsky.social https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/b72a2e60a112339bfe1be555d949c506acad04db318ae3f2e356d98be4211025.webp

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My son got a butane light saber. He's 22, and said I could use it to smoke weed with. I might accidentally burn a hole through my glass bong with this thing. Jebus. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/5ef92aa3e3dee5b9648343d80b5fde4fc67d15fce72841cbe5ae1d4e8a2f46ad.webp