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The Dude Abides šŸ•¶ļø - Creator of cool T-shirts, mugs & more - Visit my shop! šŸ›ļø I can be snarky. I have a foul mouth. Vote blue. no DMs. NO MAGA. ☭. šŸ«Ž - high

We made 22,000 on our annuity in the past year due to Biden's economy. #MAGA gaslights you about the economy, just remember, you know the truth. You made money in the past 4 years & Biden made the economy the best it's ever been. #MAGA gaslighting & lies about price gouging rather than inflation.

I never knew how easy it was back in the day to entice a woman. Now it seems you need to be a wealthy asshole to bag a babe. Here it says any dude could land a lady with some chedda. Guess I better hit up the grocery store. I'm not sure that @maude-lebowski.bsky.social will be receptive tho.

#MAGA https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/339be727d95ed7abdea3f94e701a124b68b0cf0178a46494a170b09cebc8f0bc.webp

How does it feel?

Suck

Suck

Suck

How does it feel?

A thousand lips,

A thousand tongues

A thousand throats,

A thousand lungs

A thousand ways to make it true

I want to do terrible things to you

How does it feel?

-- Pigface

I strive to be true neutral, but more often than not I end up being chaotic good. Maybe I need to change my persona to Walter Sobchak? https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/1862a2c84b9749d86da1e47d5b3e03929340498c425c76068cdf1d4cde67f7e3.webp

It's time we shed the Michelle Obama strategy and finally go scorched earth. MAGA only understands aggression as a means of communication, so we have to lower ourselves into the swamp in order to force them to understand their behavior is as anti-American as well as Anti-Christian as they can get. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/8a6ec06541a262dfb433928ba53f8611d55dfb8ad1b531e3193de2abba7eeb9a.webp

Hey Dudes, 2025 is coming soon.

You need a calendar. I sell a calendar. This story almost writes itself.

Buy this weird Calendar, because you won't find another like it anywhere. It's unique, quirky, & fun.

https://thedudeabides.shop/products/babies-in-places-they-shouldnt-be-wall-calendar-2025

I ordered a Wake - N- Bake shirt from my website for a quality check. This shirt is soft and fucking Awesome!

Wake N bake!

DBD = Do Bongs Daily https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/d41bb14262c8f37bee8d34bb257f8133fece7fe7ae676a16883c140e130aca56.webp