Mike Johnson Unzips Skinsuit Revealing He Was Kevin McCarthy All Along https://t.co/1ANz9nHFrB https://t.co/JBKusAa3H7

House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States https://t.co/5eEMdEa0X7 https://t.co/dx6ajZcwgV

Biden Unveils Official Campaign Slogan 'Death To America' https://t.co/IZYPdRPvmf https://t.co/pjexqpsCww

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism' https://t.co/wO4da0Az84 https://t.co/1FBt3owDXn

Trump Legal Team Skeptical About Impartiality Of Juror Number Six https://t.co/oYd2OcHgpv https://t.co/bb3mpdeLqA

NPR Says They Always Strive To Feature A Broad Range Of Opinions From Slightly Communist To Very Communist https://t.co/atb27rh03G https://t.co/SFwRMN5Nt2

People Angry About Low WNBA Salaries Prepared To Do Anything Except Watch WNBA https://t.co/YFKR8aseHf https://t.co/4lyBlL4kcJ

House Republicans Demand New Speaker Who Will Be Equally Worthless But Maybe With Different Hair Or A Cool Mustache Or Something https://t.co/ITBA5WABBM https://t.co/6LSXLQOjFZ

Calvinist Man Placed Under Church Discipline For Patchy Beard https://t.co/4Q7SuY8bCw https://t.co/mm3fAHKycn

Man Searches Through Amazon Jungle For Uncontacted Tribe To Tell Them He Does Crossfit https://t.co/rtZlWtwXA0 https://t.co/4kVLXROLY0

Oops: Columbia University President Accidentally Gives Nazi Salute When Being Sworn In For Congressional Testimony https://t.co/Ipfeoua8js https://t.co/bi45g4r8GE

Biden Claims His Uncle's Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India

https://t.co/neiwbiKX3e

9 Life Hacks To Get Free Hotel Rooms, Flights, And Debit Cards https://t.co/V6Yfeapl50 https://t.co/vVoiB0NF9l

4D Chess: U.S.-Mexico Border Disguised As Ukrainian Border So Congress Will Defend It

https://t.co/JjfBy4MPTW

‘I’ll Have A Chili Cheese Fry And A Strawberry Shake,’ Says Man Who Never Learns From His Mistakes https://t.co/rTqkE9SAJy https://t.co/F56cC23GZi

Journalist At NPR Suspended, Leading To Shocking Discovery There Was A Journalist At NPR https://t.co/l4qGOZmbAN https://t.co/66nxO7YsSM

Man Sets Himself On Fire To Show How His Side Is The Sane And Rational One https://t.co/cgnHOTukRp https://t.co/P3DCXUBfI1

Judge Warns Trump Criminal Trial May Last Until, Say, November 6 https://t.co/N4Bm4laKvR https://t.co/moEw3ArSQO

White House Calls In Elmo To Help Explain Latest Global Conflict To President https://t.co/9OxWQfkXO5 https://t.co/nmVkUgK4XY

Presbyterian School Expels Student For Smoking Low-Quality Cigars https://t.co/0gpA6mo3IQ https://t.co/xTU4wqEQM5