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Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests https://t.co/dw9VL2IkzE https://t.co/0xXer2c974

House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States https://t.co/5eEMdEa0X7 https://t.co/w5cxhBneQR

Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett https://t.co/0LU9VbKIgy https://t.co/Z6TdrOYaOZ

Alec Baldwin Tired Of Everyone Screaming ‘Look Out!’ And Diving To The Ground Every Time He Reaches For His Cell Phone https://t.co/TPD5UfS8ZN https://t.co/fjnRnPN7un

Hasbro Releases New Version Of Clue Where Mrs. White Is Always Guilty https://t.co/NnCE7KvDiT https://t.co/5YQv1SMBKl

Man Jiggles Toilet Handle, Thus Exhausting His Knowledge Of Plumbing https://t.co/y9CvkrFWg8 https://t.co/F8KwnDvwm9

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‘Why Do I Feel So Far From God?’ Says Man Scrolling Through X, Binging Netflix Simultaneously https://t.co/GIAcVRe1Qg https://t.co/NW50Ket5jO

Palestine Protesters Scatter As Riot Police Charge In With Sticks Of Deodorant https://t.co/PLTs1871D6 https://t.co/blo50GLYWU

Clever College Students Figure Out It’s Not Racist To Call For The Murder Of All Jews If You Just Call Them 'Zionists' https://t.co/kE24Wm4r5e https://t.co/TuqSirR82I