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Russell Brand's Christianity Called Into Question After Revelation He Has Not Yet Memorized The Lyrics Of DC Talk's 'Jesus Freak' https://t.co/39QjoLHWDS https://t.co/ArN6Surx2N

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Biden Drops Support For Pro-Palestine Protestors After Realizing How Bad Their Hair Smells https://t.co/Yk4TCcZjrI https://t.co/x5F7e9rjeg

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Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett https://t.co/0LU9VbKIgy https://t.co/2Lm8nVocV7

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Russell Brand's Christianity Called Into Question After Revelation He Has Not Yet Memorized The Lyrics Of DC Talk's 'Jesus Freak' https://t.co/39QjoLHWDS https://t.co/0WRBgcZdsV

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