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Democrats Release Damning Photo Of Justice Alito Reading The Constitution https://t.co/ao09poFSxR https://t.co/QxYoJIoc9J

New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy https://t.co/mvHo1fWraJ https://t.co/2T7itdf69Y

Ilhan Omar: 'Antisemitism Wouldn't Be A Problem If We Got Rid Of All The Jews' https://t.co/mQb4mJDs4p https://t.co/skQi3GIjJN

Netflix Announces 'Wife Mode' Function That Explains Entire Movie Before It Starts https://t.co/njn90SwNYq https://t.co/5S3OOZNlUp

Prosecution Offers Michael Cohen $130,000 Hush Money To Stop Talking https://t.co/AibNoybq4m https://t.co/42UCYINJZi

Southern Poverty Law Center Classifies Everyone Not Currently Wearing A Pride Shirt As A Hate Group https://t.co/GGJ4ky5p2m https://t.co/mB5lOnF4vs

In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset https://t.co/qbXxEbJnCY https://t.co/bYARIFYc7b

'It's Time To Talk About The Stolen Election,' Says Wild-Eyed Bill Maher Surrounded By Crates Of Ammo And Emergency Food https://t.co/v3qHaxoYOU https://t.co/9dDV8DVehV

Toddler Fails To See How Parents Can Be Both All-Powerful And All-Loving When They Just Took Away Fun Knife He Was Playing With https://t.co/xTCu2KjsrH https://t.co/7P5Vc1iPix

Google Doodle Celebrates First Indigenous Transgender Water-Skier With No Legs https://t.co/0s01wdXweh https://t.co/VMcAuKpNKM

Jews Announce They Have Developed Terraforming Machine That Can, Say, Quickly Build A Mountain In Front Of A Flying Helicopter https://t.co/AT7X6y7ohg https://t.co/EJTDFQD0q1

Iranian Government Claims People Dancing In Streets Is Part Of The Mourning Process https://t.co/8U1oX6TrB5 https://t.co/3GJCIi99H7

The Definitive Guide To Getting Through TSA Security https://t.co/OqXw88hIAd https://t.co/n89twejjv4

UN Observes Moment Of Silence For The 9/11 Hijackers https://t.co/VafyI5XloP https://t.co/WZ7Q5M8hOW

Congressmen Build Special Soundproof Girl Congress Next Door So The Men Can Get Some Work Done https://t.co/TVqDZtFx35 https://t.co/0NGWzd95Tb

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With Tithing Down, Pastor Announces Today's Sermon Is Brought To You By Fred's Auto Body Repair Shop https://t.co/hEe6PheDHB https://t.co/FHpLEBG0MB

New York Builds Separate Massive Courthouse Just For Prosecuting Trump https://t.co/CSo6NKHJFo https://t.co/Qz6hfQcF2h

Donald Trump's 7 Debate Demands Revealed https://t.co/XjwTVudXZl https://t.co/LRfiUA0SLP