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Biden Admin Hires NASCAR Pit Crew To Rapidly Change Biden’s Diaper Without Anyone Noticing https://t.co/2hdLGmn557 https://t.co/eh2mnsFCQW 
Man Explains 2-Year Gap In His Resume Was When He Was Making Memes To Help Take Down The Communist Deep State https://t.co/28hBZ2L80J https://t.co/7vm5wYCQEa 
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Jimmy Kimmel Delighted To Finally Talk To Someone He Can Make Laugh https://t.co/BfpWDpd7vR https://t.co/XPJa2rU30w 
Steve Bannon Looking Forward To A Hot Shower, Shave, And Clean Clothes In Prison https://t.co/aMRybdi6RT https://t.co/wofSij0MIQ 
Aides Claim Biden Nailed A 360 Kickflip McTwist On The White House Half Pipe But Oh Darn The Reporters Just Missed It https://t.co/i5yP9L1Cia https://t.co/JVtf0CSVuV 
Bannon Prosecutors Warn That 330 Million Additional Americans With Contempt For Congress Still Roaming Free https://t.co/eb9RoQQTtU https://t.co/Bw5z9Tes9i 
Geek Squad Kept Afloat Solely By Gertrude https://t.co/jYSAxnAGX3 https://t.co/Peozc01KWO 
White House Says Biden’s Ability To Do His Job Not In Any Way Impeded By His Rigor Mortis https://t.co/oqAErnRkkL https://t.co/SRpKc5Lk8t 
Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years https://t.co/IQ5lRkjMFd https://t.co/JAsWzDKoXO 
Aides Begin Putting Googly Eyes On Biden So He Looks Like He's Paying Attention https://t.co/qZ4fI1Egef https://t.co/eS9lLdyA8n 
Dad Decimates Teen’s Entire Social Life By Saying ‘Rizz’ In Front Of His Friends https://t.co/gPonAP6g1r https://t.co/CSacZaYJRC 
Man Who Resolved To Be Productive Today Now Heavily Invested In Wikipedia Article About Great Molasses Flood Of 1919 https://t.co/W1jnhjo8NB https://t.co/bdc9ZFMTae 
Biden Announces Plan To Pretend To Care About The Border Until November 6 https://t.co/QNW9X2nq3d https://t.co/8vi8rfjm5d 
Op-Ed: Feminism Killed Innovation Because Men Now Have To Spend All Their Time Making Their Own Sandwiches https://t.co/pOCEgz4snw https://t.co/Lasavnqd73 
In Honor Of Pride Month Chick-Fil-A Waffle Fries Will Be Seasoned With Salt From Lot’s Wife https://t.co/gB67SOOyim https://t.co/hKow7DYIBz 
Study Finds Most Americans Trust Dr Pepper Over Dr. Fauci https://t.co/Xi3QxxL14a https://t.co/OmO4S86no7 
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