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Biden Campaign Unveils New Slogan 'Only Senile Some Of The Time' https://t.co/ZBgYF6qMk9 https://t.co/Q5a8YocFoB 
Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Wears Clothes And Doesn’t Swing Sex Toys Around https://t.co/Bgw84AjJFM https://t.co/Owc2JmaFz6 
'Land Of The Free!' Cheers Local Man Who Pays 39% Of His Annual Income In Federal Taxes https://t.co/fW7YHtLaa5 https://t.co/uDToBExA4c 
Dad Prepares Custom First Aid Kit That Consists Entirely Of Cards That Say 'Walk It Off' https://t.co/OBGD3a2tiN https://t.co/m2Uz3usUEG 
10 Far-Right Extremist Ways To Show Your Love For America https://t.co/jOovu1eh9q https://t.co/LP1aijYwtj 
PSA: If You Own Any Libs, Remember To Bring Them Inside And Calm Them Down During July 4 Celebrations https://t.co/tTeROHRnVc https://t.co/4863pUsVwO 
Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden https://t.co/yAq3HJTyXZ https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1629193154531393539/pu/vid/1920x1080/GGXtAPUOgm8DNp_G.mp4?tag=14
Man Uses Binoculars To Ensure Greeters Have Gone Inside Before Approaching Church Doors https://t.co/STvCJg86DG https://t.co/UsRkApLOFN 
British Parliament Forms July 4 Commission To Investigate Colonial Insurrection https://t.co/qsHR7VPvXC https://t.co/nf0t6YEFKB 
Dad Unsure Why He Should Take Family To Free Fireworks Extravaganza When He Can Do Five-Minute Show In Driveway For $800 https://t.co/RGmEfldfU0 https://t.co/aEg9tjkTzV 
10 Disasters That Were Actually Caused By Climate Change https://t.co/2SVYjfjhmY
DoorDash Introduces Premium DoorDash+ Service Where They Will Actually Attempt To Get Your Order Right https://t.co/kBxgN5mkaF https://t.co/P0Z7aN39A3 
Awkward: Biden, Trump Bump Into Each Other At Same Tanning Salon https://t.co/SzMbASvW7i https://t.co/ZAi0m1599j 
EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Biden's Official 10 AM To 4 PM Daily Work Schedule https://t.co/r6yJk6dQ7R https://t.co/D1a7ISDoTx 
Checkmate: Dem Leaders Write 'I Hereby Resign From The Presidency, No Takebacks' On Biden's Teleprompter https://t.co/dmvHsfGWnl https://t.co/cJkC6bHUDe 
Pippin Suffers PTSD Flashback Every Time He Sees Someone Eat Cherry Tomato https://t.co/rF9CIzOR2x https://t.co/RwzZ1wf0Zh 
Biden Solves Fundraising Woes By Becoming New Mascot For Sleepytime Tea https://t.co/gXFSY5J3UH https://t.co/pQI63QM0Ha 
Liberal Unsure Which Gender This Pride Flag Represents https://t.co/DNt8QRKTwY https://t.co/Zfo9AmGTWl 
Study Shows Teaching A Teen To Drive Best Way To Improve Prayer Life https://t.co/mwKcGrQTXl https://t.co/2B6FE7F9w9 
With Pride Month Over, Gatorade Switches Back To Straightorade https://t.co/rFGZ6D48DE