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Democrats Warn That Democracy Will Cease If One Of The Two Major Political Parties That Have Existed For 170 Years Wins In November https://t.co/VMu9T2wmhu https://t.co/C4pZ9nE3gk

Biden's Popularity Skyrockets After He Announces Trump Is His VP https://t.co/J5r0OFUcxY https://t.co/OrvP3NX1lM

Desperate Democrats Ask Buffalo Guy If He Can Stage Another Insurrection https://t.co/NmYf5Temaa https://t.co/bXEygy2Y65

Catholic Couple Excommunicated For Only Having 5 Kids https://t.co/vfzAmZNYUE https://t.co/tuYVPScK4v

Waffle House Shuts Down 16 Locations As Areas Become Too Nice And Crime-Free https://t.co/33ONM9ryIw https://t.co/4zcaaDDLCB

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Study Shows U.S. 4th Graders Now Gay At A 12th-Grade Level https://t.co/mXT089i3ts https://t.co/vqxVBQ3VHS

Trump Vows That If Elected He Will Legalize Running Over Bicyclists https://t.co/cOy0x6JHwK https://t.co/XzCKpyLOFP

Biden Campaign Unveils New Slogan 'Only Senile Some Of The Time' https://t.co/ZBgYF6qMk9 https://t.co/m1TxEtJ1FG

Biden Press Conference Delayed Due To 'Major Blowout' https://t.co/RZFk5Lulsj https://t.co/bwpthWkWFV

Obama Reassures Nation He's Still Running Country https://t.co/SR2fveTeI1 https://t.co/GYXyqIcKOu

Media Who Refused To Report On Biden's Decline Furious That Nobody Reported On Biden's Decline https://t.co/4GFucoj03G https://t.co/XJWGombPdw

10 Politicians Reveal Their New Entrance Theme Songs https://t.co/KzObmni291 https://t.co/mdhranQcvw

Can You Spot All The Instances Of Far-Right Fascism In This Picture Of Two Guys Lifting Weights? https://t.co/uyGhCeCl3k https://t.co/JKa1TKj9WI

Joy Reid Announces She Has Scalped A Karen And Stolen Her Hair https://t.co/g4ZZVBB2Td https://t.co/4RpDpfM0IV

Embarrassed Man Could’ve Sworn Invitation Said 'Costume Party' https://t.co/VMLPFQdalc https://t.co/BuFVgvykTV

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