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David French Founds New Group 'Evangelicals For Satan' https://t.co/74atlsXEeB https://t.co/2Iza6XsZ81

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Democrats Install Breathalyzer On Kamala Harris’s Microphone https://t.co/nHxek3vuDe https://t.co/G2zphIRQdT

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Rumors Swirl That Kamala Harris Is Being Influenced By Russian Agent https://t.co/KNKAC2xmro https://t.co/7QDQnesvqi

DNC Dyes Chicago River Red To Celebrate Abortion https://t.co/yaMTm6qWzI https://t.co/1Ny0ND4m8F

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