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9 Things That Should Instantly Disqualify A Person From Voting https://t.co/vsKtHQsGhU https://t.co/pQhexfCsIM 
Schrödinger's Neighbor Says Thought Experiment Very Interesting But He'd Really Just Like A Straight Answer On Where His Cat Is https://t.co/x5Z4cQB3M9 https://t.co/q072CwXb6D 
Five Guys Down To Just Two Guys After California Minimum Wage Increase https://t.co/TrCPWp0flp https://t.co/duBpuH2zdB 
Harris Team Asks If Her Mic Can Just Be Muted For The Whole Debate https://t.co/MNxaVznCjF https://t.co/8UauPg93pB 
Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Bass Player At Church? Here Are 9 Qualifications https://t.co/ZjWVVZYCQk https://t.co/XVVZBynMaW 
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UK Prime Minister Recommends Citizens Avoid Stabbings By Submitting To The Holy Koran And Acknowledging Muhammad As The One True Prophet Of Allah, Peace Be Upon Him https://t.co/6njx8hxjnD https://t.co/4x1TYJ6OPa 
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9 Weird Things Tim Walz Has Lied About https://t.co/CS8YohnBh9 https://t.co/gzNAG8MZga 
Family Unsure If Watching Beautiful Meteor Shower Or Just Boeing Plane https://t.co/x9z5fENbIp https://t.co/AB6gDisiZS 
Attorney General Reminds Americans That Questioning The 2024 Election Is Illegal Unless Trump Wins https://t.co/uyB9ssDJdt https://t.co/cKAVc5jDBA 
Man Unsure If He’s Becoming More Virtuous With Age Or Just Too Tired To Sin https://t.co/shJFS7afwZ https://t.co/uVwxHUDMEK 
8-Day-Old Jewish Baby Excited For Cool Party They're Throwing For Him And Hey Why Are All The Women Leaving And Who Is This Guy In The Robes https://t.co/bkapAOnohT https://t.co/nB12cwHnfq 
‘I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me,’ Says Man Standing Over Two-Foot Putt For Triple Bogey https://t.co/eoFmjK1rkJ https://t.co/gsEFn5wrqQ 
Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp https://t.co/qXN4Kz75Eb https://t.co/JIL18aA6mh 
City Of Chicago Sues Murder Victims For Not Getting Out Of The Way Of Bullets https://t.co/OtJ5DhsIHL https://t.co/XqzCjypIZm 
Challenger Kamala Harris Agrees To Debate Incumbent Kamala Harris https://t.co/fDGqDN58Dc https://t.co/x3axTbq4MM 