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After 20 Years, Man Makes Tearful, Difficult Decision To Change Wallets https://t.co/t15HHqqDrK https://t.co/NbXWIAGAm3 
Saying 'Revelations' And 9 Other Things People Get Wrong About The Bible https://t.co/1gprPS6UMj https://t.co/xS76kAefIg 
Democrats Summon Best Bounty Hunters In The Galaxy To Hunt Down Trump https://t.co/5HawtSkcmB https://t.co/U0xEjD59hj 
In Hilarious Gaffe, Biden Tells ‘The View’ He Was Forced Out Of Power In Vicious Coup https://t.co/KAWad8b6AS https://t.co/9Askgpufcb 
Women Are Really Cool. Here Are Just 9 Reasons Why. https://t.co/N4TankJ9T7 https://t.co/KxDacXNjCb 
Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://t.co/BfNDwzlkyb https://t.co/WUoUGVH9QF 
'Maybe This Will Change Your Mind,’ Says Atheist Slipping St Peter A Crisp $20 Bill At The Gate https://t.co/bAbplIcxsX https://t.co/GOAsJaVii5 
'共产主义是最好的! 好好好!' Says Tim Walz In Eloquent Rebuttal Of Alleged Ties To China https://t.co/wNZ6C5cbk2 https://t.co/6qs8MlhqCK 
Ohio Restaurant Unveils New Pumpkin Spice Cat https://t.co/X0qaL7RcSk https://t.co/glRHTWsP1q 
'Now Who Am I Supposed To Send My Wordle Score To?' Cries Rashida Tlaib https://t.co/IX49prynDu https://t.co/nDAj18U1yY 
10 Most Devastating Effects of Getting Rid of the Department of Education https://t.co/Ut5Gq8eS3L https://t.co/xGySmJV4gM 
Kamala Announces Construction Of 'Murderers Only' Express Lane At Southern Border https://t.co/Y8eq74e3pb https://t.co/Bj8YBeoCrs 
Justice Department Assures Americans Diddy Is Securely Locked Away In Epstein's Old Cell https://t.co/7aaYyKbjjc https://t.co/uvIYxtneeV 
'Do You Have A Business Card?' Asks Man Who Must Be Time Traveler From 1987 https://t.co/wEhShYdX1U https://t.co/229a64GH3d 
Democrats Warn That If Public Libraries Are Defunded Homeless People Will Have Nowhere To Watch Porn https://t.co/GkqnQVtfy7 https://t.co/h1d088rfcX 
Genius: Trump Responds To $150,000 Bounty On His Head By Offering Would-Be Assassins $150,001 To Not Kill Him https://t.co/F30iqR5bNF https://t.co/ClVxkm7irb 
After Extensive Research, Political Experts Believe Harris Struggling to Connect With Male Voters Because She’s Awful https://t.co/k519j5X0QR https://t.co/2548MOfif1 
Chicago Sports Fan Glad White Sox Are Almost Done And Oh No Now It's Bears Season https://t.co/cEc342EIDE https://t.co/PxpROtYEQ9 
No Foul Called After Caitlin Clark Crushed By Anvil https://t.co/FwEW4uuE2j https://t.co/APlxFFuKW2 
Wife Tells Server She Will Just Have A Light Salad Followed By Her Husband’s Entree https://t.co/lM9rs8BIwo https://t.co/2r5am9WKz3 