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Drowning Hurricane Victim Relieved As Rescue Chopper Drops $750 Check

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Ken Ham Arrives In Ark To Rescue Flood Victims

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Bugs Bunny Banned From Baseball Hall Of Fame Due To Performance Enhancing Carrot Use

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Shocker: European Supermodel Who Married Billionaire Reality Star May Not Actually Be Conservative https://t.co/kssl23ClE2 via @TheBabylonBee

All Charges Dropped After Diddy Claims He's Just A Knucklehead

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Trembling, Bleeding Spokeswoman Issues Statement Denying That Doug Emhoff Would Ever Hit Anyone

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FBI Stops By Antifa Riot To Ask If They’ve Seen Any Dangerous MAGA Around https://t.co/D4b0fcRqnS https://t.co/bzZcYWwtkY

Man Torn Between Working From Home And Being Interrupted By Kids, Working At Office And Being Interrupted By Coworkers https://t.co/usIoOo82K6 https://t.co/pzT0m2Nhec

Ron Paul Decorates For Halloween By Putting Spooky National Debt Counter In Front Yard https://t.co/cOdg9vXkd3 https://t.co/iKlxOykUax

Can You Spot All The Signs Of Toxic Masculinity In This Picture Of JD Vance?

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FEMA Reports They Spent All That Taxpayer Funding On A Sweet PowerPoint Presentation About Racial Equity

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Ayatollah Frantically Googles 'How To Build Iron Dome Thingy FAST'

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Tim Walz Polling Strong Among Men Who Choose Middle Urinal

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Are You An Unathletic Oaf Who Gets Winded Going Up A Single Flight Of Stairs? Why Pickleball Might Be For You

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North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding https://t.co/yFWEKUPDXQ https://t.co/VcLko3wNKd

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