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Columbia Student Leaves Lecture On Microaggressions To Attend ‘Kill The Jews’ Rally https://t.co/uHdv4mCFk1 https://t.co/1KCdfHSrTm 
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Local Teen Pretty Sure Holy Spirit Leading Him To Go Talk To That Cute Girl Over There https://t.co/QSWPzIfydj https://t.co/0CnDJIyohx 
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Millions Of Gay People Die Of Hunger As One Bakery In Colorado No Longer Forced To Bake Them Wedding Cakes https://t.co/Myhcn8pt5k https://t.co/tGBYma8Rvw 
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White House Claims $6 Billion To Iran Absolutely Not Related To The Exactly $6 Billion Worth Of Rockets Being Fired Into Israel https://t.co/YaPx4GgD0A https://t.co/xsoq3B5gQT 
Café With Self-Order Kiosks And Self-Serve Coffee Asks If You Want To Leave A Tip https://t.co/PF0qmOl3GJ https://t.co/0oBz6UrdES 
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'I Just Don't Have Time To Memorize Scripture,' Says Guy Who Knows Entire 1986 New York Mets Roster https://t.co/3TlfMi09EL https://t.co/f6mPSNnwEb 
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Polygraph Machine Explodes After Tim Walz Passes Nearby https://t.co/XrPjfkdOnj https://t.co/2yS7mfSfwg 
Local Man Slips Into Deep Depression After Running Out Of Things To Pressure Wash https://t.co/O8cBXVTvfz https://t.co/X8yD9EsZZu 
FEMA Warns They Don’t Have The Resources To Block Humanitarian Aid For Next Hurricane https://t.co/poFedxKodF https://t.co/7mN8rMzYl3 
Oh Crap: Kamala Just Learned The Word ‘Indubitably’ Right Before A Huge Interview https://t.co/fW4k6HS48u https://t.co/qSBHkInPyU 
'I Tried To Warn You!' Cries MTG As Hurricane Forms In The Shape Of The Star Of David https://t.co/IN0V8rSoQg https://t.co/b0bTYPheEv 
