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Final Nail In The Coffin? Former Blockbuster Employee Accuses Trump Of Failing To Return VHS Tape Of 'Baby Geniuses' In 1999 https://t.co/QmD0F0adgA https://t.co/EsOE3XtNjv

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Frustrated Democrats Reportedly Consider Letting Voters Pick The Presidential Candidate Next Time https://t.co/9CAtnOEXcg https://t.co/eC8NXPWCSJ

Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Alleges In 1993 Trump Touched Her Inappropriately With Classified Documents While Praising Hitler https://t.co/UTr0mm6ynz https://t.co/M7zMVJpL8W

Tulsi Gabbard Finally Realizes She’s Far Too Attractive To Be A Democrat https://t.co/RE7q4wGZgq https://t.co/9yxiDGvgOk

Elon Musk Offers Mark Zuckerberg $1 Billion If He Changes Name Of Facebook To 'Faceboob' https://t.co/vQwXtZgA6f https://t.co/Wc8c7Sx1AC

The Top 15 Gravest Threats To Democracy https://t.co/kvuDZtmuNG https://t.co/X3I1Iop16g

Janet Yellen Proposes Tax On Coins You Acquire In Mario https://t.co/ngJLhBHYvb https://t.co/47L9cLiY6g

The 10 Most Brutally Martyred Christians In American History

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In NBA First, LeBron And Bronny Execute Synchronized Father-Son Flop https://t.co/yj8FZJM771 https://t.co/mewn4Reied

9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler https://t.co/C0XB7KoU49 https://t.co/RBfYa15Qv5

Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot https://t.co/qI3TQ53yZN https://t.co/lCXjKRaDV2

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Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges https://t.co/v2LJQ4uaZh https://t.co/GK2aFkd3ph

Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity https://t.co/BLExvVjxcS https://t.co/yyBD3RK5sp