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👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐 ⚡️ 🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory” 📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer 🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱ 🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉 🚀 ₿ class of 2013 ☠️ Survivor [687013] 🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸 🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent

I had a pack a few months back when I found them out of state, but don’t smoke otherwise, and haven’t since

Wish I had a pack of cloves.

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Today is the beginning of the end of this stage of my life… Let them eat Cake.

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Would love to challenge this “man” to a debate, or a cage match. nostr:note1y7v2wgdwu3xxz0u9cekw8pfh3n7fcrpp4dm9v7ghuhjv6rhhc2zqrelfs4

Lord, please protect me while I’m in these streets 🙏⚡️

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Wisdom 🤯 nostr:note1h6vzrnp4j6ush6uhatlvhm6yj5dc2encggduvgu8gm73yaqj9gvqmax4kk

Healing…

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The internet is a fad. 🫠

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You were using “they” as though “they” were physical person(s), I disagreed and suggested “they” are computers who don’t understand or process any data unless triggered to do so.

No issue with the pronoun, I identify as they/them to get out of all my traffic tickets solo-driving in the HOV lane.

I also get remote boiling water, laundry machine notifications, television and projector control, humidifier, vacuum, and all in addition to my lighting dog monitoring and treat dispenser control.

In exchange a computer gets to listen to me underwhelming my tinder dates for minutes…

“They” is a computer, not a person analyzing your ambient noise. The computer doesn’t begin any action until the trigger word is deployed

While I see your point, 100% the speakers listen for commands, but they don’t “hear” anything or begin computing/processing until triggered.

It isn’t as though a person is writing a story about the sounds of my sex life, but if he does, I’d buy it…

To be fair, when I’m in bed and I say, “Alexa, turn off all the lights” and I don’t need to get up to do it, I feel like a wizard, and I’m willing to sacrifice a little privacy for that, because it makes my life better.

So the application formerly referred to as “Bird App” will be rebranded X and they’ll be zapping each other Worldcoin? 🤡

If only a system like this already existed, but fully permissionless and decentralized. 👀