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👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐 ⚡️ 🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory” 📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer 🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱ 🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉 🚀 ₿ class of 2013 ☠️ Survivor [687013] 🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸 🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent

When I get rich from BTC, you won’t know how much I have, but there will be signs… 🤔

Good vibes today 💪🏻

Would you fucking grow up already?

⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️

🌸 Pura Vida 🍑

We really went from speculating on CumRocket to Fartcoin being in 401Ks, all in less than 6 months 🤯

https://video.nostr.build/5239722e282986a0da0256505976e4c1122fd8e41cfdc4d4445d946c83f6a2e4.mp4

Accurate✔️

I want to go back 🥺

My CEO would never cheat ☝🏻

Accurate✔️

“crypto was gonna blow-up the economy”

Me: “You don’t have to sell it to me… I’m already irresponsibly long Bitcoin” 👍🏻

https://video.nostr.build/8b806ba043f391dee29286b18e576549fcd250dff042bc1b717fcb8427e277ab.mp4

Accurate✔️

Can women truly be happy tho? 🤔

Yeah, she’d be much happier girl-bossing remotely with a glass of white wine, browsing hinge for a free dinner

I don’t follow any of these women or any of this kind of content, but Chinese apps like XiaoHongShu can track our eyes, and they’ve weaponized algorithms to the point that this is my welcome page:

I heard our fren Ben Askren is recovering from health hurdles. Wishing him a strong recovery and hope he finds his way to Nostr as he’s a bitcoiner 🥹

Found this photo I snapped of him over a decade ago 🫶🏻

#benaskren #mma

Another night… 💨

My Retarded Brother in Christ,

If you are currently waiting for a dip to buy into Bitcoin there is something seriously and perhaps irreparably wrong w/ your brain 🥹

They liquidated about a country’s strategic reserve worth 🤯

Nick Jonas made a song about, believe it’s called “bacon” 🥓

That’s what I had in mind 🤔