All I want to do right now is drink water and sleep.

Happy birthday to me! I’ve been dealing with having food poisoning all day, so it’s been great.

Most important thing to happen today. Nothing else. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/6c46e88319ad3b51b3b8b8192dad72bdcfaf41b78ea9384c038c7c29423a0b51.webp

I love this snippet out of context:

Both Clintons are not staying for the lunch.

“We have to go,” Bill Clinton told CNN.

How’s everyone holding up today?

Time for work. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/1c247a78a521efe2c5432a731b10836dab041f553fe6da2facc9465a575b48a3.webp

I might be a weeeeeeeeeeeeee bit buzzed after quickly downing my drink because we’re now landing.

Greetings from T H E S K Y Y Y https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/490f3a37aeedacb6ec482448afe73ae29124defa96eaea13a42c50dd79103d27.webp https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/47c8767f54ca86fe568504f4a36b45ae1cc22222fc62b3097bb810facfcc4ca1.webp

Thank the lords, we’re on the plane! Drinks please! https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/f6e6cd19e1ff03d844ad93513c3dcd2e0e875c4faada3d6801c8ab0fd4b3ecb0.webp

I can physically see our plane! LET ME IN!!!

I’m ready to be flying home now. Been delayed for about three hours.

Thank you Kendrick Lamar for saving TikTok.

Hey can you turn up those… https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/c170b808fefbcd02a496d60c977fa95ab3c8e4843db320c0072e960b7935c341.webp

Will they still be called TikTok Dances after TikTok is gone?

I am feeling quite happy about today. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/76c1e74cb52687b2842eb589515ad9896204911f2058a9b90f16fa65c9a1308b.webp https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/98a756cfd1ee8b2aa6177941a665359204bfd48a1b055554f11da567d7bf148f.webp https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/b1a4f5e88df185c224db917516b3099e909a8dcdc5e8a27f337a09eea35d5257.webp https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/354f71181075c1077fbb0d11d047ee373e4a8b39a35ca25867ba9742a2f6846f.webp

They should call it sub-titty rather than underboob.

Okay, new dream photo shoot to add to the list: airport operations during a snow storm. Holy shit, this is awesome to watch.

Snow at the airport. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/1480402d1810db0c9626a74a7c8246bf18fdbd4682782f198d11c2ddbdf478e2.webp https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/5031c146e14aeb38f1eb9a5354988658fa79d15fccf21479e47470c7ae4501f1.webp

Time to fly a plane. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/96aea2e459fd80bdb462dbb4b0fe313db8af8ed898619047af38dd0e47619cb9.webp

It’s 2025, we shitpost on LinkedIn.