How I spend most of my days knowing that I have more sats than 90% of earth 
Wth dad bought two weirdo devices when I could clearly use more toys
25 isn't enough
And they all have to be spread out across the entire floor 
Good morning π§‘
My mom and dad bought three beds for me but I prefer to just sleep on the floor right beside them instead. 
I love watching dad cut the grass
But every time he drives by I run around the tree and shorten the leash.
But it's okay he stops the mower and untangles me. 
Iβm either going 100 mph or 0.
Today I choose 0.
Mom and dad kept me up too late. 
Truth. β€οΈ
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#Bitcoin
Nate the Great π§‘
Me? Never.
Dad gave me this really cool toy that lights up when you hit it really hard
Iβm probably going to end up putting it though the wall tbh
Oh well Iβm sure he wonβt mind. Itβs his favorite colour π 
Great tactic:
When someone has food I just sit there patiently and stare at them until they cave in and give me some.

Dad working hard to pay for more carrots and bacon.
What a sucker. 
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Thank you β€οΈ
Taking a pee is too boring.
I always try to have something in my mouth while Iβm takin a whiz.
A big stick
A sock
A toy
Chunk of grass
Golf ball 
Sunning my balls βοΈ 
Another day
Another dirty sock 
Just finished my weekly bath!
Mom scrubs me
Dad feeds me treats
I pretend to hate it but I secretly love it.
And I get some peanut butter after.
Good night. β€οΈ 
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Iβm pretty easy to find.
Unless thereβs some fresh cut grass that I can eat. Then Iβm impossible to get ahold of.
Thanks for the β€οΈβ‘οΈ
Not much on the agenda today
Sleep for most of the morning
Hopefully get some of dadβs lunch
Sleep some more
Go for a walk with my family
Go absolutely crazy for a while
Then sleep again
I love Mondays and every day really. 

