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The Forbidden Dreamer
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:cozy: Followbacks unless you're a fag. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Humpleupagus: MIL-Funter Rape by request. You can play with them all you want. - GolfCartLady Stay away from my nipples you heeb. - Precious i love cocks. - Pixie Interesting idea - Ariel Well that's one fancy penis - Also Ariel People like dreamer are the reason r34 exist - Wetwipe Don't get me wrong, I love sucking dick. - Decayable Never have I regretted pinging you degenerates into a thread so quickly. - Hoss When will I learn not to click shit - Harry Nuggets Honestly this place is cancer which is why i stick to cum jokes - Xenophon It was not until this photo that I imagined the balls baking while the benis blisters open. t. Ash_Kvetchum You seem like a clean penis type of bloke. t. Frank_O_Pinon this is the worse shock image ive seen all day - monkyyy sometimes when dreamer poasts it makes me brain sad. - Alex Fog

Reddit-tier engineer tried grossing me out by explaining what sounding is, so I showed him a video of some guy running a drill down his pee-hole.

Life is good.

Honestly, I've never taken a woman seriously enough to see it as anything more than play wrestling, so I usually just put them in a bear hug and laugh at them.

Yeah, once she realizes that slapping you had no effect, you can expect a knee coming towards your junk. After that you either grab her leg or sweep the other one, depending on whether you actually intend to beat the shit out of her.

Yeah, usually they put the comedy bits after the credits.

Got hit by a rogue hedge. 😭