Based Shadman
"Is ok, I'll just marry some stooge and make him pay off my debnts."
I've seen a number of spic 'workers' as a contractor, but they just make more work for the White crew to unfuck later.
>find people from other servers who ban poast users by following nostr:npub1jagfr68hl94gpasyf2vgaph8tr63nynvpraen4m84wphdl3wh3rsvqdspp
>view their instance's timeline
>repoast fags being fags
>sit back and watch the fireworks
ISHYGDDT
Reddit-tier engineer tried grossing me out by explaining what sounding is, so I showed him a video of some guy running a drill down his pee-hole.
Life is good.
nostr:npub1d0npefkxtfkcptjdawvwkfu58japhjfaljt4hqtpq2xqn8pt2nwqdjahqw nostr:npub1wahdrf28uf5n5tykfeyzf43sdgg65djvm8re3ulpentr3teaxujs09xc8t really wish these things wouldn't break my instance because they were rushed out

Compile harder.
Literally me.

Although back when I bought into the 'women are equal to men' deal, there might have been one or two asswhoopings...
Honestly, I've never taken a woman seriously enough to see it as anything more than play wrestling, so I usually just put them in a bear hug and laugh at them.
Yeah, once she realizes that slapping you had no effect, you can expect a knee coming towards your junk. After that you either grab her leg or sweep the other one, depending on whether you actually intend to beat the shit out of her.
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>shaving, ever, let alone daily
*visible confusion*

Women are weird like that.
>tfw Angry Dragon
Yeah, usually they put the comedy bits after the credits.
OBAMA MADE ME A RACIST
Got hit by a rogue hedge. 😭
That is unfortunate.

