Personification is the word.

How the fuck do Christians not like animals? ADAM NAME THEM

Why the fuck is my dad working. Kill me.

Give me weed or give me death.

Naps during calculus gets the answer right.

I could ghost fuck you.

https://video.nostr.build/0187521d3c42434517beb8ce6f2f1d1cbcab4850792ca4aef95e38436ddecbef.mp4

There is one intelligent woman. Somewhere.

I prefer affection.

Everyone wants attention. Take it. Jesus fucking Christ.

Apparently I have a monopoly on the only brain cell.

Weed is illegal? Grow. The. Fuck. Up.

Control freaks are weird.

My mom doesn't like turtles. What planet is this.

The only reason I sleep on a bed is because it's normal. I prefer the ground.

Either I'm small beans or big beans.

I don't care

"we're the prosecutors!"

Ok

I will shove USD so far down your throat.

We need an adult. Lol

Here's the deal, I can possess you.