That's a medical problem. Give me a few seconds

I'm going to play video games until I die.

"But you're conscious"

You weren't? Wtf

I knew the whole time. What I didn't know was the boring thing.

"how is he turning invisible?"

You keep closing your eyes.

I'm pretty sure the United States had nothing to do with assisting in the assassination of flash gordon. I'm a fish.

When was the last time you went bowling? Or went buff in the hot tub?

Preach

"what if we become slaves"

You aren't slaves?

Worst case scenario I don't get hungover.

If I stop breathing your amnesia wins. I keep breathing my dick gets wet. The choices.

Food is gay, disease is awesome.

The pony express, messenger pigeons were just high latency. Vocal cords high latency, dial up relatively instant.

"collective consciousness"

Wild

Math is hard but if you keep adding the ones.

Because I really like my own company

I suggest you don't turn this into the universe where I do everything for you.

You want me to travel the cosmos and cultivate herb? Can I wipe your ass too?

"it's a trap"

Only in the dead universe.

Rick's Pupil #12. The beatings will continue until moral improves.

Fear is paralyzing. Been there. I can show a future where you don't have balls if you desire.

I can wipe memories. I can do perfect stoichiometry. That's a normal human thing people. Everyone can do it. Let's go swimming or something