Alchemy
Meeting my demands doesn't help me.
"dude you can fly"
Fake news
This ends with a butthole selfie or salvation.
The balls in your court.
"we want what you want"
No way!
How to remedy group policy:
Step 1) explain it
Step 2) if that didn't work, abuse it
"math isn't easy for everyone."
Good. We're talking about arthimatic.
"how do you do the calculation again?"
The same as last time?
"Sam you need to bring a calculator to the owners meeting in case they ask questions"
Oh sweet Jesus.
I have an idea! Let's send your dad to war without a weapon.
"you're only worth 2 cents"
And you still doubled your money.
My backup plan is to sell my body and purchase your soul.
"the planet is crashing into the sun, don't drink soda!"
"here's your gold lifting machine."
How do I turn it on?
I swear to fucking God.
Here's your weight in gold. "How do I pick it up?" FUCK
Teeth, calcium. Fuck I just lost you.
Are you missing teeth?