"we need to go back to the drawing board on this whole autonomy thing"

No shit

The same moment I met an Epstein victim I met a state representative.

"this guy is measuring me up"

Force of habit.

"your dad is involved with the wounded warrior project? Do you think you could help me get a contract?"

Jesus fucking Christ

"Sam can you help me get rich?"

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

"your foreskin belongs to us"

We know, it's still weird.

Male genital mutilation is illegal? Shit I just want to go bowling.

Single payer healthcare and being retarded aren't mutually exclusive? I need to find a pew.

Spoiler: most authors end it with a bloody period.

You don't know how this ends? That's a book.

Ignoring reality, what was the end game to killing kids? I'm baffled.

"the children are alive, this wasn't part of the plan."

"we're adults, we have the rules"

Let me know how that works out

"we know what minesweeper is, Batman."

But can you win?

"he has two computers? Shit what is a computer? What the fuck is two? Fuck!"

"you're too smart for a relationship".

As you wish

I only shoot what I can eat, and I don't eat human. Appears we're in a situation.

Compound, composite, potato tomato

"he's an archer?"

You have no idea

Jamie dimon obviously gets a pass because he's old and white.