World of Warcraft, with unlimited weed. Today.

"Democrats can't win and prosecute criminals."

"if old white men can't rape people, what are we doing this experiment for?"

Touche

"your soul to go bowling"

Sign me up

Being a salary slave is getting really old.

"you will die soon."

Premise?

"you'll never have a partner."

Lucky them.

"we kill people because they aren't us."

Insightful

"he's mortal?"

Most of the time

"suffer"

Oh it's retarded

"if we meet you face to face we might stop raping minors"

When you put it that way.

"he's not motivated by sex."

FUCK

"you saved the world? Here's my stinky vagina."

Yay?

"he doesn't want money?"

Consensual pussy is complicated

"you could make us rich"

I could. I won't.

"hello, our nuts are numb"

Nice to meet you numb nuts, my name is Sam.

We can't just say hello.

That's the point.

"he just wants to get his dick wet? How did we fuck this up"

"this is super boring"

No shit.

What if the general populace can't read?

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