"maybe we can win him over with some hookers and money"

Rick's Pupil #12 and bowling vouchers.

"you have a reality bomb? America..."

I promise the other nations aren't in the dark.

"but you're human"

That's what your hung up on?

You asked for me. This is on you.

Water to wine. I can spell it out for you.

I can make toilet wine. The future is bright.

At least I'd be able to read in peace and quite.

I read books, throw me in prison.

Paranoid? Like understanding arthimatic?

I know exactly how expensive I am.

"you'd need Bic lighters, it would become this whole thing"

I understand. Let's do it your way.

"that would cost us thousands of dollars"

I didn't already give you thousands of dollars?

If you give me Rick's Pupil #12 and a couple bowling vouchers I won't come back until I run out.

"Shadow banned"

You mean I can store my nonsense for free?

If I sell one copy it will be a miracle.

"If God wanted us to not mate with bamboons, why are they so sexy?"

Chapter two: don't fuck monkeys

"it's not too bad when you learn to look over your shoulder"

I think you need a doctor.

Sounds complicated.