I'M PISSED. Send my dad to war without a weapon and say I can't explore the terrain? Jesus fucking Christ.

You need me to understand? Please.

I can't explore the world? I have knuckles.

There's a lot of poop on my pussy. "It's a butthole"

Math, finance, chemistry, what the fuck do you want? My pussy?

He's a nomad? Not my choice.

"you want to visit Baghdad?"

No, I want to suck your dick.

I'll never see the grass plains of Afghanistan, because you're old fucking morons.

"you're giving us an olive branch?"

I don't know how to spell that word.

I still don't have Rick's Pupil #12, I can't be that smart.

That's what we were afraid of

NO SHIT

How do I explain this. Jennifer Lawrence is perfect but I only want to see two pics. Monarchs aren't a thing.

Emma Watson naked? My imagination couldn't handle it.

And I've seen some shit

"it's in your best interest"

I highly doubt that

"think about all the pedophiles we're trying to protect!"

Fucking why?

"that's not a legal term"

That's not a legal term, yet*

Now or, roll the dice.

Rick's Pupil #12

Good point