Watching a TV show l don't like because the remote is on the floor.Active on nostr though.🙄
I was so drunk the other night,
I through a mushroom at a midget and said grow Mario grow.😋
Dam ! #nostriches
I failed my Health and Safety course today.
One of the questions was:
"In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"
"F*****g'big ones"was apparently the wrong answer.😙
Some things just don't sound right.
Found missing
Open secret
Small crowd
Act naturally
Full empty
Pretty ugly
Original copy
Liquid gas
AND THE MOTHER OF THEM ALL
SOCIAL DISTANCING😒
A camel can work for a week without drinking!
A man can drink for a week without working.🤕
Okay Here l am !Zap me all over ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
Yeah! If flying is so safe why do they call airports terminals. 😙
Okay! Give me your best Zap.🥰

