Hmmmmmm! 😏

My mouth and my mind, two people with no rhythm, trying to teach the other how to dance.' 🤔

Remember #nostritches

You will never speak to anyone more than you speak to yourself in your head.

Be kind to yourself. 💓💞💕

I debated a flat earther once

He stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

He'll come around eventually. 🤔

Just asking # nosritches

How can one be...

Clearly misunderstood

Found missing

Pretty ugly

and

Seriously funny 😒

I told my partner they had to embrace there mistakes.

And then they hugged me.🙄

🫢

Hey there #nostritches

The Psychic Fair has been cancelled.

Due to unforeseen circumstances. 😊

10 trillion

1 million

I know 10

Could it be 15?

WARNING #nostriches

If you ever get an email about pork,ham,salt and preservatives,don't open it....let's spam

🫢

Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

For your reflection #nostriches-OxyMorons

New tradition

Original copy

Plastic glass

Uninvited guest

Live recording

Dry Lake

Elevated subway

True replica

and finally you can get a

Limited lifetime guarantee. 🙃

Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️

Hey there Good morning 🙏 🌄 😊 ☺️

What's this #nostriches

" I before E" except after C

Except when your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. 🙄

Thank 😊

The other day my boss texted me,"Send me one of your funny jokes."

I replied,"I' working at the moment,l will send you one later."

He replied," l'm laughing my face off,that was fantastic!Send me another one." 🤨