Lemme tell you about Jeffrey, right?
7'8" tall.
Jet hair, hands and feet like tennis rackets. Pair of eyes that would smother you in molten gold. A tailored suit, and a smile that could win awards. (He actually did win awards for being so attractive. It became annoying.) Super annoying.
"You're getting a prize for being tall? Again?
Best part is -lights Newport 100- no one knows if it’ s joy or if it’s terror.
Neither do I!! They’re basically the same things! 🤗
Let's get this farm stand shit over with.
*gay shrieking*
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MMMM.... Also really attractive men, regardless of which region.
That farm stand should hurry the damn hell up and get open. Now.
I need cucumbers.
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Which explains why I'm looking at a sea of waiters and not nary a cocktail shaker. Christ on drugs! Can we even get drugs here? Where are we!? Why have you brought us here?! I'm frightened.
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Ducats?!
What is this? Spain in the forties?
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Doubling back, we're gonna go with no on the hatchets and hit the gas on the gambling.
Where in hell is that Blackjack table and the damn barkeep?
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Tell me what's behind the tent and then we can make a list of just what whomst has to lose.
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So... Is that a solid yes on the hatchet throwing thing?
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I beg your pardon?!
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Do you have to chuck a hatchet at it?
Always thought that would be fun.
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It's not a bad gig. Sometimes I get to help folks stick it back to Big Insurance. That's always fun. Damn the man and all. 😆
Most people would call it mind-shreddingly boring. Not I! I am in my element with a stack of detailed, tedious paperwork and I ~will~ find every. Single. Mistake.
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Surely there's some analogue.
Probably a better one at that.
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*nodding emphatically, pounding fists on desk*
YES!
I have nothing against sausage; it just wouldn't be the first thing I reached for. Here stateside, we have Neese's sausage that's like being slapped about the face with a bunch of sage. It's delicious and would lend itself well to that dish.
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I could take or leave the sausage, but yum.
NY Strip, sweet corn, potatoes, green beans, peaches, and apples for cookout this weekend: acquired.