I lost my keys once. But thankfully I had a spare under my doormat. And everything was fine. If you can't put your keys under s doormat...... you guessed it, security!

Wow wow wow. First off, I'm the one who likes the pegging. Leave my mother out of this. She's a security under my jurisdiction.

If you make a meme of me, I will cry, I will call you names, and finally I will bore you with an explanation of why; in long form.

This is definately a security. We know that because I bit my lip and it bled.

Back in my youth, they called me the One Toke Pope.

Missouri is now a security, therefore it falls under my jurisdiction. And under my jurisdiction you can only smoke bongs.

For me, this gesture 🤙is most definately a security.

Ummm, that's illegal.

I need to speak to the CEO of Nostr.

I hate you

Bitcoin is bad for the planet. The planet can't handle bitcoin and I am here to help the planet rid itself of bitcoin.

You are all punks. You make me cry at night. And I save those tears in a jar.

#proofoftears

Well, I disagree. The last network is the United States Digital Dollar. It holds the highest status. It will not be usurped.

Hi, I am new here. What is Nostr?