The fuck is an office siren? Why do y'all constantly make me feel out of touch?
It's Spring Break so I'm gonna read some #smut.
I hope in my next life I am reincarnated as a Parker Posey character. #TheWhiteLotus
Fuck it. I'm gonna start referring to him as Elonito Muskolini.
Honestly, what is the point anyway?
You know what? I don't care what anyone thinks anymore. I really like The Cardigans.
He says for the 1000th time.
Scott Minton Is Exonerated in Tennessee After Three Decades of Wrongful Conviction
Movie marathons are going to be weird this weekend. #RIP Michelle Trachtenberg & Gene Hackman.
Unvaccinated Child Dies of Measles in Texas Outbreak https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/26/us/texas-measles-outbreak-death.html?unlocked_article_code=1.0E4.v2O1.OPiEH6JPg62h
I mean, I'm cool with it so long as he's just the director and not the writer.
https://screenrant.com/dc-universe-zack-snyder-movie-authority-direct-james-gunn-photo-op-ed/
I would also like to state that I was also right about #YourFriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderman.
Catching up on #DexterOriginalSin and I love being right.
We've entered the eugenics stage of the Orange Reich: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/02/establishing-the-presidents-make-america-healthy-again-commission/
Why do Democrat congressfolk continually tell us to contact Republican congressdipshits with our complaints? Like do you job. I've had enough of y'alls need to be the better person. Be chaotic. Be a roadblock. Everything the Republicans did during Biden, you do that to the orange dictator.
I have a business idea. Purchase a large quantity of movies. Open up a store, but instead of selling the movies, we let people borrow them for a small fee, a fraction of the price. And to convolute things, we also make them join a club in order to borrow these movies.
Now what to call it.... 🤔
What happened to the 2-3 day shipping perk? Like Amazon occasionally does it and if it's in stock at a local Best Buy, I'll get it the next day (or even same day), but I've noticed it's mostly gone. Ordered books from B&N last week & they get here Friday.
Did they just attack Kevin Hart?! 😂 #SuperBowlLIX
Finally the thing I was waiting for: #SuperBowlLIXHalftimeShow
I really hope Taylor Swift wins the Super Bowl tonight. #SuperBowlLIX