Shitcoining is a crappy business.
Zapped and followed. Followed you too 😎
We have just opened a 7 million sat channel to
nostr:npub1cc6vx3f5la4lfcucj6ut3ashtsd3d36ysckvcd50x0j3y34thvdqhrdzpv
Welcome to the family!
If anyone needs to contact us, you can do it at anytime by direct messaging us here on #nostr.
We can also be reached on the Telegram app (user: @LNServer)
People everywhere we go: Green candle, red candle, investors getting rug-pulled, #bitcoin spot ETF speculation, FUD, halving....
Us: Have you considered running a #lightning node?
The bitcoinaise recipe:
Ingredients:
1 stack of #bitcoin
A bowl of #nostr
6oz cup of #sats to taste
Pour the the cup of sats into the nostr bowl then also add the bitcoin stack. Mix thoroughly.
Place the bowl in the oven pre-heated to 350°C for 40 minutes.
Mmmmm bitcoinaise!
I choose to buy
LNBiG has opened a 88,888,888 satoshi channel to our node 👀
BiG things come in BiG packages no?
Need #bitcoin incoming liquidity?
No problem!
We offer 1 million sat channels for 90 days FREE.
Or, if you wish, you can pay for any sized channel you prefer.
We are only a DM away!
Good morning wild nostriches!
Have you checked on your node after you woke up?
We just fed, washed and put our CEO back in his crib. 🍼
Guess it's time for us to log-off.
GN 🌒 everyone
#Bitcoin is about digital energy.
A central Bank is about physical paper.
Good morning 🌄
We have just opened a 1 million satoshi channel to:
nostr:npub1z5xm3fh6qgf34j6v5gly29hwd3pnml5t6fs7xspgtg8c0rfyxt4s534f09
Welcome to the family!
And just like windows, get ready for your wallet to force you to register, to have a username and password, to get hacked, to get hit with a virus and you need to reload it every time you store a different "crypto".