I’m tired. I’m cold. I’m sore. i need hug.

You’re the closest!🧡

What’s a Sat Suit?

100 sats to the first person to correctly guess what a Sat Suit is! 🧡

just went to a freeport (had to bring my passport and everything) and touched a Picasso that has not been seen in 50 years. wild

Are we rich yet!?!

I can hardly believe theyd give up on an agenda decades in the making but pretty cool if true.

Just saw a great typo on Nostr. someone spelled hodl H-O-L-D

Unless I claim it first 👀 … jk 🫶

We've decided to reduce the requirements for claiming a custom WoS Lightning Address! 🥳

✅ Lightning Transactions: 50 -> 10

✅ BTC On-chain Volume: 0.01 -> 0.001

This should open the opportunity up for thousands more to claim their _______@walletofsatoshi.com instantly! Tap Receive -> Customize in your WoS App to try it.

For context, currently around 1% of our monthly active users have claimed a custom address, so it is an elite group!🏅

I have 64 zaps left in my wallet, raise a hand this sucka need to say 0

#plebchain

#Wedge6413

That dog looks absolutely delicious.

I don't even question your appetite 🤝

If aliens come and they look anything like a chicken, pig, cow, sausage or even like a sentient broccoli, they're fucked.

PSA: My default #zap amount is still 696 sats.

I have never zapped less than 696 sats.

I will continue zapping 696 sats until sat-cent parity.

I’m so fucking bullshit.

Happy 🤡🌎 CPI Day

There is danger in them using that hatred to coopt people in sowing chaos and destruction. Careful what you wish for.

wake up anon