They have an entire legend about how tortillas were made for a hungry Mayan king. Yeah cornbread would have been easier though
I'm gonna get that leg lengthening surgery so I can be 6'9
Donald Trump sitting with Rosa Parks at the back of the bus
Checkmate Libs

You did it Princess!
Happy Birthday to Hulk Hogan who turns...
*checks notes*
70 today
Literal gladiator fights lol

RIP Terry A. Davis
Gone 5 years today.
Hitting a Mexican with your car and then committing insurance fraud by claiming you hit a skinwalker
Little Ceasars Hot n Ready 5 dollars pizza is now 7.99 and is neither hot nor ready.
Thanks Obrandon
If they don't like my driving they should stay off the sidewalk
Me playing an RPG:

Knife eared scum
FORTEMPS
Awww hims a good screamy boy
Why are women

Lets see how its going over on guntube...
Jesus Christ Matthew
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a57ade8a7b10eec1f5a95fa2ce397edd91e20165a0522b38d25fdb8732302acf.mp4


