LET IT BE KNOWN THE ROASTIE IN QUESTION IS A PAJEET (or similarly adjacent brownoid)
She’s commenting on bollywood crap and following cringe redditard nonsense. Also she’s really bad at sex and that’s always a funny roastie L.
https://www.reddit.com/user/brightestsstar/

huh….he left his, “chain and locket”, you say? Hmmm.. That’s crazy, you girls usually have great taste in knowing what men you should let inseminate you within 3 hours of meeting.

feasible with a few years if the end goal is a decoy/drone on a one-way ticket somewhere. Would take a few years to get things up and running but we’re restoring WWII aircraft that have been sitting in jungles since the 40’s so tossing a few fresh rubber seals in an F16 is somewhat feasible
come to think of it one of/ THE prettiest blonde girl I ever met WAS in the area where the nazis ran away to…….fair chance I really DID hit on mengele’s test tube princess IRL

I wish I’d’ve hooked into those paperweights, there was a load of lowers destroyed but you could get the section w/ the rollmark for fun. WOuld have been a cute desk toy
Still don’t like this guy but this tweet is solid

when I’m posting on the clock I can only see them in tiny thumbnail, easy to miss the nipple border in 72x72px
I had a similar one, the steiner catalog has a lot of fun lil gimmicks. I can’t even remember what I like past the monocular and their little DBAL illuminator, but I remember thinking $5k would get all my toys
my girl heard us laughing at the term “mudshark phenotype” and now she uses it like a blanket insult to any girl that draws her ire
get in tight w/ old guys, seems like they always have a stack of janky old shit they don’t think is worth anything.
I have a grab bag of non-phrases to use when people interrupt me and I’m doing something, like a mental “out of office” response
“hey do you know - “
“the smelly one?”
“yeah, her!”
“……wait, what were you saying?”

want a fantasy build of one of these, but instead of using 8 C batteries to fuel an anemic laser it’s a modern unit bright enough to burn through soft plastics and federal corneas

I find it very wrong to see american governors doing this weird foreign affairs stuff. It’d be one thing if we were at least more state-focused and they could do something useful.
Just seems like it would be unthinkable 200 years back to tell them “oh yeah our governors just visit countries on the other side of the world to shake hands”
You cannot fathom the physical revulsion experienced until your ears process a chunky old man in his 60’s bragging about how much”tight yung pussy“ they get (chubby gold digger sugar babies) because “you kids are pussies, your DADS have to come fuck your women so they can actually climax”
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I love it when gen X fags try to quote simpsons and south park and it just falls utterly flat.
“south park? come on, haven’t you guys seen it?!?!”
“……no, it sucks ass”
“what? south park is hilarious“
“….then why isn’t anyone laughing?”


chipping away at my immunity day by day



















