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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

On that thing she probably hears the stall horn whistling away every time she turns near an airport

Try building one you like: https://gamecomposites.com/configure/

FWIW this thing is the result of Walmart money, so be happy we get something fun from them

Homage to an interwar trainer, gotta ape the classics. We’re lucky the krauts are even doing THAT. They’re normally so history averse.

Gotta say if they remake the Messy 108 I would actually want it enough to save up for one.

Hmmm….which would you rather have? Can buy two of those german LSAs for one of these aerobatics: (maybe 3)

Also it’s quite silly how they offer a full corrugated metal plane in colors like “papaya metallic” Last one is supposedly in the white alum, but still

Where are you taking her, anon? Huh? Oh…..your parent’s house? In….toledo? Uh…..nvm she has work tomorrow

https://i.poastcdn.org/83fb7468dea91b04b8a412fcafd934d010565023b3ee886e9301b37f4fb44c92.webp

See? It’s this easy. Just get pretty girls in non-distracting outfits, a handsome pilot, and sell people on the fantasy of owning a plane. Pretend it’s not you sneaking a cooler and cookies abord and watching movies for 6-hour legs, but you snuggling up on a ski-resort trip to some leggy model girl

https://i.poastcdn.org/0169e468e51ad5950613889b2f367e32e20feacd03fefc40e78f292caf53ff9b.webp

Here’s how the normal one looks:

you guys wanted more plane posting so I’m not letting up

Also what in the unholy hell is this supposed to be? Fuggin germans just CAN’T be cool for a damn second

looks like a 109 w/ a habsburg chin

HONEY LOOK ITS JUST LIKE WORLD WAR II GERMAN FIGHTER FLYBYS

I know but it’s what we got. When you see a polarizing internet woman it’s always a possibility.

Is my school the only one that had that demotivational poster of the blonde tranny girl that was supposedly a troon? Used to look like a normie german chick but everyone would fwd it like it was a gotcha. It’s been around forever

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>sex pest scandal

Funny you bring that up, someone in one of the matrix rooms I'm in has a theory that LTT is just a sex club and I'm starting to believe that's the case

I’ve been a little bummed linus didn’t just try to use the tranny shield to deflect criticism, love it when they do that

She’s polarizing in the dudesphere too. I think it’s the strong jawline? Some guys yeleld tranny in the beginning, haven’t seen enough to judge. I think the girls just don’t like that she’s got that face shape and short hair, like she’s flaunting girl rules by leaning into it instead of hiding.

They’re jealous of the confidence

https://i.poastcdn.org/905ddcaddcb1f7292ebb61d37898d1a54824d38d22a0151fc050797d6155b93e.mp4

My chick hates this girl “because she’s too confident” but there’s something about her face, too. Curious why this gal is so polarizing.

Anyways the Real interesting aspect here is that nightcore songs are plucking out 12 year old party anthems from the late oughts to be replayed as new age EDM

https://i.poastcdn.org/9af280051f2646edbe36a77deb10c790c99fa7fdf5cd07309e141a1f5a555ea5.mp4

I like the concerned civilian contractor they dragged out of retirement

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Oh, ours will go down in a flaming heap once the old man dies. It’s his name on the planes, the second he’s gone we’d have to re-brand and it would all fall apart.

We’ve tried to snap him out of it, but he refuses to change anything “after 40 years in this business I’m not changing for anyone!”

It’s just a stopgap job, a waystation on the way to bigger and better things, and I actually have a pretty good home/work balance for a change which is fun