This sounds more realistic than “everyone’s WAY more productive working from home!”

I love cracking the whip on weird zoomers who think they’re still 17 yo at 25. It’s weird how they have that streak, I think the lack of a catchy name for the genA kids has made them feel like youth belongs to the zoomers

instead I get to savor asking the 26 yo guy why he’s dressing like a teenager when he’s got a widows peak

WTF are the acolytes even

Is this another timeline’s warhammer

i don’t recognize a single shit token on this chart

what the heck is going on in crypto these days?!?

depends on how much training they got, but that’s one of those habits they train out of you when you work w/ illustration, drafting, etc. You do ‘stretches’ or pen exercises before you start working to get your muscles ready for work. They break you out of your habits and proclivities.

Also nerds who work with writing utensils, you tend to develop habits around your tools, so guys accustomed to using crappy stuff that’s really stingy on ink flow probably end up being the types that leave tears in the paper or something, if I guessed.

one of the more irritating aspecs is being forced to sit by and applaud this nonsense by thread of utter economic destruction.

If she were smarter, she’d recognize that her special treatment is rare, and not handed to her by any merit. But she’d dumb, so she plays the part of the arrogant sheboon to perfection.

This is from the old king air 90 at the Udvar center at dulles, I guess. not sure if a museum or enthusiast spot, can’t recall

There cropped to be only 60% as nasty

Never seen it? that’s a classic meme around these parts

Starfield this, starfield that

yet nobody has stopped playing it. The whole gaming culture is now just guys eating a turd in a hot dog bun, bitching about it, writing articles and making movies about how disgusting the turd-dog is, then stuffing their face with another bite.

“oh fugg dude dis iff difffgufffffting its - GULP - ugh so bad, they said it was supposed to be turkey and pork but this is OBVIOUSLY poop in this bun”

“then why are you still eating it”

“huh? (Bites off another inch of poopdog) well, once the recipe is out there for a while da modders will fix it, and it should be good then”

“but why not stop eating the poop hotdog and just….wait for the modders to make one with meat instead?”

“………well it’s not THAT bad”

Yeah, the guy is explicitly doing it to torture the girls and make them miserable.

Like that one where the camgirl has a client that makes her squat nude and talk about her regrets and disappointments in life, always breaking down crying. On one hand you laugh because these skanks are so insufferable, but once you hear the novel tortures inflicted on them you can’t help but grimace at how far gone their customers are.

THE OMEGA NIG-TARD

chuckled

……what? Oh man, gramma’s gonna flip when she hears THIS gossip

I have a fren who thought “smegma” meant dirt or grime, he used it all the time until someone at work asked him to stop.

Actually a pretty funny prank to play on your kids, when you think about it

……when you think about it, I bet the average guy on here sees more family-positive, aspirational-parent media than the average roastie. I don’t see anyone here talking about how kids would make their life worse

So weird how 80% of this guy’s stuff is just ‘meh’, more artistic than comedic, but then a clip like this will make me audibly chuckle (which is exceedingly high praise for comedy)

https://i.poastcdn.org/c04b2cb9a1c7113f9ccecb0726771a96a206af263f1146efda3343608baa739a.mp4

okay gott work but this is my last interest-nugget:

This is the kind of thing girls LOVE. If you can provide this kind of thing in dating, the kind of thing that makes her feel like she’s in a MOOOOOVIE acting out her idyllic girl-on-the-go life, she’s putty. I heard this growing up but darn it, the system works a lot. For suburbanites or rural boys, telling her to wear something stylish and trotting around downtown can be a nice little outing (if your town is safe enough).

If she’s into hipster stuff, find a small holewall eatery that has indie bands and art for sale, she’ll like that too

Wait is this guy some admin over there or what? Looks like a typical unpopular boomerschizo to me

Admin can’t scrape up like, 5 votes on a post?

Well, noagenda strikes me as the GenX type of guys who don’t know how much further free speech goes than their own self-imposed limitations.

To them, “free speech” is south park being able to make fun of scientologists