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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

it’s piloted, it’s just a drone. Upsized. Easiest way to describe it to normies. A couple thousand pounds of lithium batteries and enough props to beat physics into submission

They’re basically a lie all the time, they probably screwed up their conversions into imperial anyways. They don’t specify but it probably has a 200-300 hp lycoming, and those things wheeze at 16,000 to noticeable decline. Add in O2 requirements and the only way this is getting 20k is in perfect conditions with min fuel, even then I don’t quite buy it.

Looks like one of the better designs though. I was looking for a new one I heard about, some defense contractor making ugly crap for AFWERX announced their own kit copter which is the most retarded monetary pursuit I can imagine

I remember being in middle school following the development of this thing….now I’m an old man and it still sits in this comfy expensive tier as if it’s this insane, amazing piece of equipment.

Guess you gotta pay for that made in belgium label. Still, funny that they can sell what’s basically cutting edge 2010 gun fads as modern here.

All her little jokes were just ripped off from other people anyways. If she were sitting there on the couch telling this to her daughters when they come home from school it would be cringe and cute and charming and lovable.

Corniness is endearing in the walls of your own home, it’s like stripping off the armor only to those close to you.

Love it, great little gun, funky platform. Would be even cooler w/out gay SBR laws making it so long

It’s crazy too, because the industry has been fairly stagnant after the failure of the ACR/SCAR/Tavor/Etc. They learned not to blow money on new developments since the unit cost can’t compete w/ cheap AR’s. But rich fats will gobble that crap up.

“ew I would NEVER buy a shitass direct impingement gun, ONLY pistons like an FN SCAR or an MR556 for this guy!!!”

“you could buy a Kel Tec SU16, that’s piston too. Or an ar180 from brownell-“

“NAH THAT SHIT SUCKS ITS FOR POORS, OLD HAT CRAP I WANT TRUE INNOVATION, CUTTING EDGE WEAPONS DESIGN”

“dude all those guns are like, 15 years old already”

“holy shit man….they are. Woah.”

Just imagine, YOU can support the iranian arms industry through buying instagram likes

(Idk what any of this is actually

Funny how even WE have that feminist code running in the background when we whine about girls being manipulative. That’s how feminine, weak, cute girls survive in this harsh world - rallying the defensive capacity of stronger men.

Guys want cute uwu ßmöll bean gf but she has to have the nihilistic honor code of a kamikaze samurai. It’s silly. Gotta take the good w/ the bad.

Yet dummies here still complain.

I love the dynamic where her womanOS is an open book, you can just input a command to her terminal like “what’re you thinking….right now?” and get a constant running update of every bit of code she’s running.

Mine’s a black box, she doesn’t realize it.

For reference, her ‘funny’ is grating a little bit here, but it would be enchanting behind closed doors where it’s reserved for her family.

It’s gross to us here because she’s giving something away that’s a treasure for her own hold

Woman’s world is smaller, more intimate. That’s why she doesn’t think about long-dead civilizations on the other side of the globe.

This is wonderful, healthy, and adorable. Their confusion comes from decades of genderslop propaganda teaching them that men and women are identical blank slates. Her world has mile markers at her porch, the end of the street, and the edge of town. Each with different levels of importance.

His kinda starts where hers ends, which is why men are too often caught up with the world and neglectful of the home front.

hoping a jp dev confesses it’s a boob size number

Found a girl right after shrugging and saying I’m not wasting time looking anymore, so it happens

yes sars plz redeem clout coin plz

If they send them to the front the kids will be dead in a week. It’s also a tacit admission that it’s not likely that ukraine will ever take back its territories, so they’ll pretend they’ve reassigned things to “capitol defense”.

Probably gonna end up like korea with a DMZ and everything

You’re either working with women, have spent time in athletics growing up, or you’re in your late 30’s and beyond, if I had to guess.

A lot of these kids are just stuck. Partly their fault, partly society’s, partly the parents. It would seem natural to meet people, but a whole lot of kids literally can’t meet anyone in their daily life. Even colleges are quiet now. I worked next to a pretty popular party school for a bit, and going around it became apparent they were just like my campus: Kids live at home, commute to class, and leave the second it’s through. You’ve got a 1.6 minute window to talk to that girl because she’s speedwalking back to her car to go watch netflix back home.

Nobody wants to leave their house. Exposure to new people is insanely low today.