I got ChatGPT pretty riled up about it:

REKD

Thanks for the zap good sir!

*Laughs in Nostr*

You’ll wait forever on Twitter.

In hindsight, Silicon Valley Bank found that the Chief Risk Officer having a background in nearly full kayfabe risk environments at the Federal Reserve, a rating agency, and a zaibatsu wasn’t optimal for the firm’s trajectory.

https://www.svb.com/news/company-news/svb-hires-kim-olson-as-chief-risk-officer

That campaign description is absolutely hilarious, well done!😂💀

Thanks for the zap #[4]​!🙏🏼

Thank you for the zap!

Gotta walk before you can run?

Getting desperate and it’s still early:

They say they do.

It’s the best app on your iPhone

The club? Nah this is Nostr.

What’s going on?

How about you get a Bitcoin lightning wallet so I can zap you some sats? Maybe it’ll motivate you or someone else enough to get to work on finding that secret cheat code for me so I can just stop mining fiat and chill after this lunch break is finished.

I found Novak’s boat to Florida: