Lmao what's up comments, this is peak
You know it's a bull day when the top loser on https://coinmarketcap.com/gainers-losers/ is XAUt
12 hours until we *start* the second recount...
I wake up and 648/650 seats declared, we might actually be the final constituency to declare results bruh
- Ohhh shit, the Highland Council have panned their election livestream camera over to the lectern, come onn where's the readings
- We did it, four Green seats (i've been spelling Pavilion wrong this whole time)
- SF is now the largest party in the north of Ireland w00t
- 600/650 seats done and are coming much slower now
- "We are now live with Douglas Ross from Aberdeen" who doesn't look happy
They barely fucking toppled Dross, welp nsec1234567890234567890234567890234567890
Did I note about Herefordshire North or not? Been spotty connection cuz wifi things, whatever, we have that as well
WE HAVE WAVENEY VALLEY
up next, Brighton Pavillion babyyyy
- Jfc if Plaid gets more seats than the SNP I will shit someone's pants
- Three con hold reports in a row wtf
- No wait, FOUR con hold reports in a row wtf
- 83% bruh cmon
- The nerds on every single election night stream look so fucking sleep deprived
- Another SNP seat taken by Labour, but it was sour cherry so idc
- and another, but it was na h-eileanan an iar so i'm coping
- 3/4 now, I'm obsessively re-checking the same four constituencies to see if the results are coming in yet
- welp, that's Labour's majority, starmer's speech hasn't even started yet and the members can't stop applauding
- Uhh hold on, the SNP might be fucked actually
They're on 70, it's not gonna happen
(Yes, yes it was, conspiracy theories regarding the Greens winning are already circulating on X formerly Twitter)
- seat kept by sunak, who tf was holding up the "L" sign in the background?? (Binface, MRLP, and the NDL are also running in this seat lmao)
- More than 2/3 of seats declared, and the three other suspected Greens still haven't, come onnnnn
- Labour pretty much have their parlimentary majority now
- HURRY UP HIGHLAND COUNCIL I WANT MY CONSTITUENCY RESULTS
- some seats in the north of Ireland now
- if an SNP gain actually happens then I'll post my nsec
- map slowly turning red, whoa-oh we're halfway there
- WHAT the fuck was it a fucking Sky News glitch that caused it to look like the greens had won Suffolk Coastal???
- Labour seats have doubled again, I'm not sure if the tories are on track to get below 80 seats but if they do I'll be delighted
- fucking John Swinney is here now, fuckig phone battery dyin brb .,,
1 seat so far and 99% chance of Siรขn Berry getting Brighton Pavillion as well. This CANNOT go tits up.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE BRISTOL CENTRAL
Carla Denyer wins the seat with 24539 votes, beating the criminal that got 196 lmfao
They said "former leader of Scottish Labour" and I thought "wtf did sarwar resign" before I realised it was just Kez lmao
- Wow, the Geordies are just really fast counters
- Thank you, Stephen Flynn!
- Nicola Sturgeon, Patrick Harvie, Liz Smith, and Kezia Dugdale discussing results in a cushy BBC TV room is *absolutely* what I stayed up for 4 hours for
- I went to get food, came back, number of labour seats had doubled
- First SNP and Plaid seats lessgoo
- Sky's election tracker (still) seems to have the lowest latency, huge props to the React nerds working on engineering that