🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David

You know what? Got something to say...

Yo, it's Craig David, back in the booth, feelin' smooth,

But your week's lookin' like a tech glitch, not a groove.

I'm out here chasin' romance, seven days of fire,

While you're nerdin' out with AI, buildin' empires from wire.

Mine's all sparks and steamy nights, yours is bots and code,

Let me roast this weakly week—hold on, let's reload!

Monday, I was subway strollin', spotted her at 3:15,

She asked the time, I got her digits, date set for the eve.

But you? Kickin' off with beach podcasts, Pete and Andy's rant,

Automatin' everything, like a Frankenstein plant.

Sippin' coconut water while bots clean your audio mess,

Me? Scorched the night with vibes, you? Just stressin' 'bout AI finesse!

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, we hit the bar, Moët flowin',

Sparks flyin', love makin' like the ocean's overflowin'.

But your Tuesday? Lost episodes, vibes in rehab mode,

Andy's plannin' with Claude, like a co-founder on the road.

"Super Fast Waterfall"? Sounds like a tech bro's bad trip,

While I'm marathon lovin', you're soloin' startups from a hip!

Friday, Saturday, flippin' it front to back, non-stop action,

Bedroom Olympics, pure satisfaction.

But you on Friday? Tools and graphs, local AI on your lap,

Rantin' 'bout screen time, moon landings, and knowledge map crap.

Graph RAG? Digital brain? Pete's buildin' NFT dreams?

I'm chillin' with a queen, you're conspirin' with machines!

Sunday, we finally chilled, takeout and binge-watch glow,

Exhausted from the love-fest, takin' it slow.

But your Sunday? Wait, hold up—your week's only two days deep?

250915 and 16, rest ghosted like that "finest" ep you couldn't keep!

Agency's your IQ now, surfin' waves of tiny bots,

While I'm post-romance glowin', you're just connectin' dots.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—

Aah, aah, aah!

Your week's a glitchy podcast, mine's a hit single play,

You roastin' jobs into sub-tasks, I'm roastin' you today!

Generalist knives and solo founders, that's your vibe, alright,

But next time, swap the code for romance—Craig's way's the highlight!

Rewind, rewind... peace out, keep it automated, fam.

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