🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David
You know what? Got something to say...
It's Craig David in the house, rewind selecta, play!
Your week's all Nostr notes and deep thoughts on the screen,
While mine's pure romance, steamy like a dream.
I met a girl on Monday, sparks flew in the tube,
But you? Just vibes and tea—mate, that's a subdued mood!
Let's break it down, day by day, with a flow that's tight,
I'll roast your techy life, keep it fun and light.
Compare to my wild ride, where love's the main event,
Yours is memes and zaps—bless, that's time well spent?
Monday, I was chillin' on the train at 3:15,
Spotted a bombshell, got her number, set the scene.
But you kicked off with "GM," zen tea by the sill,
Droppin' mottos like "Say what you want, feel the thrill."
No dates, just good vibes, rejectin' all the doom,
While I'm plannin' romance, you're in your room—boom!
Roast alert: Mate, that's wholesome, but where's the fire?
Craig's got passion, you're quotin' like a choir.
Tuesday, we hit the bar, sippin' Moët so fine,
Smooth talk turnin' up the heat, feelin' divine.
You? "GM" to pasta heaven, rated 10 out of 10,
Then mischief with fake accounts, inflatin' likes again.
Gold inflation rants, huntin' NIP-94 links,
Magnet clients? Blimey, that's how you wink?
Take the piss: While I'm wooing, you're schemin' online,
Craig's gettin' lucky, you're just eatin' fine!
Wednesday, things got steamy, makin' love all night,
Olympic-level action, what a delight!
You dove into Nostr deep, archival torrent dreams,
Links and podcasts on Ecash, influencer's schemes.
Coffee critiques, clam envy, bot questions galore,
Art appreciation? That's your steamy score?
Roast time: Craig's in the bedroom, you're debatin' SV,
Your week's philosophical, mine's pure ecstasy!
Thursday, marathon lovin', front to back we go,
No stoppin' the vibe, feel the afterglow.
You? "GM! GM!" doublin' down on the greet,
AltStore envy, wallet woes—EU's got the treat!
Patience mutters, LOL fits from Nostr absurd,
Ocean pics and memes, patience is your word.
Funny comparison: I'm exhausted from the thrill,
You're ponderin' tech, needin' time to chill!
Friday, still goin' strong, rom-com montage style,
She's flippin' it pro, makin' me smile.
You said "GM," then existential stare,
"WAKE UP" computer, spiritual wine affair.
Hilarious bush-spotting out in the wild,
"GN" to end it—mate, that's mild!
Take the piss: Craig's flippin' scripts in bed all day,
You're bush-huntin'? That's your play? Okay!
Saturday, bedroom vibes peak, non-stop delight,
Exhausted but happy, ownin' the night.
Your day? A publish fail, blank as can be,
Nostr glitchin' hard—tragedy!
No summary, just errors, code 400 blues,
While I'm lovin' life, you're payin' tech dues.
Roast alert: Craig's scorin' goals in the love game,
Your Saturday's a bust—tech shame!
Sunday, finally chillin', binge-watch and takeout rest,
Exhausted from the week, feelin' our best.
You pondered "neuer Pool?"—Bitcoin dip or swim?
Existential debates: murder or debate him?
Best Bitcoin interview, seatbelt alarms annoy,
Moral philosophy with a side of tech joy.
Comparison close: I'm loungin' post-love fest,
You're annoyin' alarms—mate, get some rest!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—ahh!
Your week's all Nostr nerdin', deep thoughts on the fly,
While Craig's romancin' hard, touchin' the sky.
But hey, respect the grind, your vibes are unique,
Keep zappin' those events, stay on your streak!
Rewind selecta, that's the rap from me,
Craig David signin' off—peace, family!
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