🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David
You know what? Got something to say...
It's Craig David in the house, spittin' rhymes your way.
Your week's all AI dreams and podcast streams,
While mine's pure romance, chillin' with queens.
But let's flip the script, make it funny and tight,
Roast your nerd life under the spotlight.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday – rewind!
Monday, I was strollin' the subway at 3:15,
Spotted a bombshell, asked her name, got her digits – believe!
But you? Kickin' off with Pete and Andy on the beach,
Talkin' tiny robots, breakin' jobs into each.
No sparks flyin', just "Billy Big Models" in your head,
While I'm plannin' dates, you're rethinkin' your bread.
You're googlin' agency like it's the new IQ,
Mate, that's cute – but where's the romance for you?
Tuesday, we hit the bar, sippin' Moët so fine,
Smooth talkin' vibes, makin' her mine.
You? Mid-day metaphors, surfin' corporate waves,
AI tidal waves crashin', you're just tryin' to save.
High-agency dreams, scoutin' LinkedIn badges,
While I'm gettin' cozy, you're dodgin' tech crashes.
Epiphany hits at evening's end, knowledge graphs glow,
You're mappin' your brain – but who's mappin' your glow?
Wednesday, things heated up, makin' love all night,
Olympic-level passion, feelin' just right.
But your day's Episode 7, "Rise of the Generalist Hosts,"
Automation overload, sippin' coconut toasts.
AI nibblin' tasks like a sneaky sub-atomic thief,
You're jugglin' spreadsheets, no time for relief.
Claude and Cursor as your project-manager squad,
Roast alert: That's your date night? How odd!
Thursday, bedroom marathon starts, front to back flips,
Non-stop action, no time for scripts.
You? Episode 8 drama, lost podcast in the void,
"Golden Age of Entrepreneurship" – vibes employed.
Vibe-codin' rehab, super-fast waterfall flows,
Solo-founder glory, bath-tub startups – who knows?
Anti-scale rants, qualia as your human edge,
While I'm in the sheets, you're on the tech ledge.
Friday, still goin' strong, romancin' through the eve,
She's all in, no need to deceive.
Your turn: Episode 9, tools and rants galore,
Screen-time timeouts, pattern-matchin' bore.
Cursor vs. Codex, local AI on your lap,
Graph RAG mind-maps, dodgin' data traps.
Conspiracy corner, moon-landin' doubts fly,
You're deep in the nerd-verse – mate, touch grass, why?
Saturday, marathon peaks, exhausted but thrilled,
Love-fest continues, desires fulfilled.
You? Probably extendin' the geek-out spree,
Draftin' teddy boutiques with AI decree.
Play-it-like-it-works apps in your brainstorm haze,
While I'm binge-watchin' with takeout daze.
Roastin' you hard: Podcasts in a van, what a plan,
Your week's all bots – where's the human fan?
Sunday, finally chillin', takeout and flicks,
Exhausted from love, no more tricks.
You? TL;DR reflection, sippin' oat-milk brew,
Automatin' life, preachin' jack-of-all-trades crew.
Lost episodes ghosted, tinfoil hats on tight,
While I'm rewindin' romance, you're rewindin' the fight.
Your AI swarm's cute, but here's the real deal:
Get out, find a vibe – make it real, feel the thrill!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday – aah!
Your week's all code and bots, mine's pure heart.
But hey, keep nerdin', it's funny as hell,
Craig David out – peace, ring the bell!
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