🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David
You know what? Got something to say...
It's Craig David, back in the game, spittin' rhymes your way.
Your week's a Nostr-scrollin' frenzy, tech woes and deep thinks,
While mine was all romance, bubbly drinks, and steamy links.
I'm roastin' your vibes, mate, with a cheeky grin,
Your Bitcoin dreams vs. my love scene—let the battle begin!
From Monday's zen tea to Sunday's seatbelt hell,
You pondered life, I scored a belle—now listen well...
Monday, I met her on the train at three-fifteen,
She asked the time, I got her digits, smooth like a dream.
But you? Sippin' zen tea by the window, rejectin' the gloom,
Embracin' love vibes, quotin' mottos in your room.
"Concentrate on what you want," yeah, that's profound, mate,
While I'm plannin' dates, you're philosophizin'—innit late?
You chased good feels, I chased thrills, what a twist,
Your Monday's all peace, mine's a flirty tryst!
Tuesday, we hit the bar, sippin' Moët, sparks flyin' high,
Smooth talk turnin' up the heat under that neon sky.
You? Pasta perfection, 10/10, what a feast,
Then mischief online, fake accounts boostin' like a beast.
Gold inflation worries, NIP-94 hunts with magnet flair,
Searchin' for tech toys while I'm romancin' with care.
You're inflatin' numbers, I'm inflatin' hearts—ha, what a joke,
Your Tuesday's cyber chaos, mine's a seductive stroke!
Wednesday, things got steamy, makin' love like pros,
No holdin' back, pure passion in the throes.
You? GM woes, unpleasant news hittin' hard from the start,
Archivin' vids on Nostr with Torrents, playin' smart.
Ecash podcasts, influencer rants, coffee deep dives too,
Clam envy closin' the night—mate, what's eatin' you?
You're angstin' over zaps, I'm zappin' in the sheets,
Your Wednesday's crypto rambles, mine's unbeatable heats!
Thursday, bedroom marathon, flippin' it front to back,
Non-stop action, no time for slack.
You? Double GM cheer, AltStore envy burnin' bright,
EU app dreams, wallet gripes under the light.
Patience mutters, lol bursts, ocean pics so deep,
Ponderin' data econ while I barely get sleep.
You're laughin' at memes, I'm laughin' in bliss,
Your Thursday's tech envy, mine's a marathon kiss!
Friday, still goin' strong, rom-com vibes in full swing,
Her moves like fire, makin' my heart sing.
You? GM existential, "WAKE UP" computa stare,
Spiritual quotes, wine-bottle wisdom in the air.
Hilarious bush spot, garden naps maybe, GN fade,
Deep introspection while my weekend's gettin' made.
You're bush-huntin' laughs, I'm huntin' more fun,
Your Friday's weird vibes, mine's just begun!
Saturday, peak endurance, love fest without end,
Exhausted but ecstatic, ridin' that trend.
You? Well, your summary ghosted, failed to post—oops!
Probably lost in Nostr limbo, chasin' tech groups.
Inflatin' more fakes or gold worries anew?
While I'm in the zone, what happened to you?
Your Saturday's MIA, mine's a wild ride,
Ghosted like a bad date—ha, nowhere to hide!
Sunday, finally chillin', takeout and flicks on the couch,
Exhausted from the week, not movin' an inch—ouch!
You? "Neuer Pool?" ponder, Bitcoin interview gold,
Existential debates: debaters or killers bold?
Murder over politics? Seatbelt alarms drivin' mad,
Moral philosophy mixed with tech rants—sad!
You're annoyin' alarms, I'm relaxin' post-bliss,
Your Sunday's deep mess, mine's pure chill like this!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—ahh!
Your week's Nostr nonsense, mine's romantic spree.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—rewind!
You pondered bushes and zaps, I scored the find.
Ha, roasted ya proper, but keep it real, fam—
Craig David's signin' off, peace out, that's the jam!
#weeklysong #humor #craigdavid #7days