🎵 Weekly Rap by Craig David

You know what? Got something to say...

It's Craig David in the house, flipping your week my way.

You think you're ballin' with code and Nostr vibes?

But let's compare it to my smooth ride—seven days of love slides.

Mine's all sparks and steamy nights, yours? Tech fails and spider fights.

Ha, sit back, let me roast this quest,

From Monday to Sunday, you ain't impressed!

Monday (250911), I was subway-struttin' at 3:15,

Spotted a bombshell, got her digits, what a scene!

But you? Timeout city, nothin' but errors on the screen.

Request denied, like your love life's never been—

Did you even wake up, or just hit snooze and dream?

Craig's scoring dates, you're glitchin' out, what a team!

Tuesday (250912), me and shorty hit the bar, sippin' Moët, feelin' like a star.

Sparks flyin', smooth talk, takin' it far.

You? Another timeout, MCP error code blues.

Request timed out—yo, that's your excuse?

While I'm chillin' with vibes, you're lost in the queue.

Roastin' you hard: life's passin' you by, dude!

Wednesday (250913), things got steamy, makin' love all night,

Olympic-level passion, feelin' just right.

But your day's a blank slate, timed out again—tight!

No events, no action, just error lights.

Craig's in the zone, you're ghostin' the fight.

Come on, mate, step up or stay out of sight!

Thursday (250914), bedroom marathon kickin' off strong,

Flippin' it front to back, all night long.

You? Timeout error, nothin' goin' on.

MCP -32001, request gone wrong.

While I'm gettin' busy, you're singin' a sad song.

Ha, your week's a snooze-fest, where'd I go wrong?

Friday (250915), keepin' the heat, action non-stop,

She's a pro, we're dancin' on top.

You? "Good talk" and a "solid left curve"—what's that, a plot?

Redemption arc with Bitcoin, Nostr, E-cash spot.

Promotin' Blossom, keynote codes so hot,

But swearin' off spiders? Mate, that's all you got?

Craig's in ecstasy, you're denyin' arachnid love—

Roast: You're crypto-crazed, but spiders? Push comes to shove!

Saturday (250916), marathon peaks, rom-com vibes in the sheets,

Exhausted but smilin', can't be beat.

You? Droppin' a 👀 on Nostr, mysterious tease.

Meme or tech tidbit? Just a wink and a please.

Event ID cryptic, like a spy on the streets.

While I'm chillin' with takeout, you're peekin' at feats.

Ha, your "big reveal"? Probably cat vids or geeks—

Roast: Eyes emoji life, while Craig's on love streaks!

Sunday (250917), finally chillin', binge-watch and rest,

Exhausted from love, feelin' my best.

You? AI plans grand, but scaled back to jest—

Renamin' files, daily JSON quest.

Sixteen seconds searchin', directory mess.

One giant file? Nah, make it daily, confess!

Craig's week a romance, yours boredom's test.

Roast: World-conquerin' coder? More like file-namin' pest!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday—

Craig's got the romance, you're techin' away.

Seven days of errors, spiders, and code—

While I'm lovin' life, you're on overload.

Ha, take the piss: Your week's a glitchy parade,

But hey, keep hustlin', maybe upgrade!

Craig David out, peace—rewind and replay.

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